The result of randomly indulging.

[supremebureaucraticadmin]

Good morning Mun!

I am Joo Dee. But you already knew that didn't you?

It is an honor to serve you, as former Supreme Bureaucratic Administrator of Ba Sing Se I boast an extensive record of providing loyal and dependable service for as long as I can remember.

I am sure there are plenty of games that can find a way to make use of my services.

If there's anything at all I can do for you, please do not hesitate to ask.

Comments

[supremebureaucraticadmin]

Oh of course. I can submit a formal request to the object of your desire and do what I can to encourage them to join you.

[notbloodylikely]

...Okie dokie, hold on a second...

[Rule something of being an Adventurer; always carry a pen and a notepad.

He writes away then tears the page out, folding it in half to act as its own envelope and holds it out to her. It's addressed to Joo Dee. And in Chinese and everything!

Within;

'For the sweet lady, darling Joo Dee,
Immortal words I cannot provide,
For I am a poet of no note,
So in the words of a common man,
You are pretty and your smile is cute,
How about we get naked and bathe?

-Feda "Of The Compas" Gandamak'

He waits until she looks at him again so he can waggle an eyebrow like 'yeah I just wrote that and you just read it. That actually happened.'

[supremebureaucraticadmin]

[Her smile twitches and some rose floods her cheek]

Oh...well...I suppose if that is what you desire...

[notbloodylikely]

...Hot damn, ain't I just the luckiest man alive?

[He makes a small fist pump of victory.]

[supremebureaucraticadmin]

[A polite chuckle]

In Ba Sing Se, all our dreams can come true.

[notbloodylikely]

...Note to self, visit Ba Sing Se. Several times.