Lockhart is SHOCKED, APPALLED

[acharmingsmile]

I just can't believe they'd film NEWT SCAMANDER's little booklet before any of my magnificent books! Why, Voyages with Vampires alone has more fantastical beasts than his entire work combined and- and more importantly, look at the man!

Hardly the sort of fellow who'd fill theaters, I'd say! Magical Me moved those who read it to tears, you know, not to mention the beautiful, enchanting photographs of yours truly.

Why aren't my fans rioting against this- this outrage? [ Have a rather... nervous if infinitely more charming than Newt Scamander's smile-smile. ]

I do have a great many fans left, don't I?

Comments

[boilingsuperstars]

Whoops! Sometimes, we think all white people are from America in Japan.

Having a movie about yourself would be awesome but it would probably only if I was old or dead...if it ever happened at all.

[acharmingsmile]

All the way from Japan, are you? I have yet to write a book on my daring adventures on that side of the globe.

Why, that'd make a wonderful movie as well! [ Wink~ ]

Hah, I am very much in my prime and I think I could easily play my younger self! I hardly look a day over thirty... wouldn't you say~?

[boilingsuperstars]

There would be the problem of ego accusations if you play yourself. Besides, it'd be really weird to do things you did when you were younger. Like, I've done all these amazing things while 13! How would it look to do it at 26, or older!

You did stuff in Japan? I didn't know guys like you were able to be into Digimon.

[acharmingsmile]

I can't think of anyone but me to play me, actually-

Digimon? I beg your pardon, darling?

[boilingsuperstars]

Digital Monsters? You know, those awesome creatures born from computers or something that are shaped like real and imaginary creatuers like vampires. They're so cool, and one of them is my best friend.

Me, to be exactly. What's with the darlings?

[Hey, don't mind the adorable dragon boy shown in the icon. He's just staring at you with quizzical curiosity.]

[acharmingsmile]

Oh... I'm afraid I haven't the foggiest idea what you're talking about. [ Have an especially glitzy smile! ]

That little fellow doesn't bite does he? [ Not so much adorable as downright terrifying, in Lockhart's eyes. ]

Oops, sorry for late reply

[boilingsuperstars]

Oh, so you're not dealing with that.

...pretend I didn't say anything.

[His friends would so have his hide if he blabbed Digimon to a complete stranger]

So you have no idea what computers are?

Nope, I don't bite people unless you really, really piss me off. And I'd much rather do that to enemies and food anyway.

[Gumdramon attempts a friendly smile that exposes his thin, pointy teeth.]