Lockhart is SHOCKED, APPALLED

[acharmingsmile]

I just can't believe they'd film NEWT SCAMANDER's little booklet before any of my magnificent books! Why, Voyages with Vampires alone has more fantastical beasts than his entire work combined and- and more importantly, look at the man!

Hardly the sort of fellow who'd fill theaters, I'd say! Magical Me moved those who read it to tears, you know, not to mention the beautiful, enchanting photographs of yours truly.

Why aren't my fans rioting against this- this outrage? [ Have a rather... nervous if infinitely more charming than Newt Scamander's smile-smile. ]

I do have a great many fans left, don't I?

Comments

[boilingsuperstars]

They would probably focus on him in his younger years, or whatever you Americans do.

The last vampires we had were kind of evil, so I don't know why you would be traveling with them.

[thegreatergood]

Do you really have fans?

[savingpplthing]

I don't think a movie about someone who goes around Oblivating people and taking credit for their work would be very entertaining.

[his_nemesis]

I'm actually looking forward to the film myself. As I enjoy Care of Magical Creatures. [He won't say that he hates Lockhart's books, as well as himself.]

How are you feeling, since your back-fired spell?

[proud_malfoy]

[Lucius will now be staring at you, as if he's seen a ghost. You went mad, didn't you?]

What a frivolous waste of money. These Muggles and their films. [He tutted, whilst looking at Lockhart as if he'd stepped on horse manure.] You don't actually expect people to pay to watch this tripe? What's more, I thought you were in St. Mungo's, Lockhart.

[aluada]

I'm sure they will find the time and resources to narrate one of your own adventures some day too, mister Lockhart. Each thing takes its time, that's all.