Looking at theeventhorizon. I'm sorry in advance.

[ajrimmerssc]

...Well if you miss playing me so much, then smegging do something about it. I don't know, sitting here whinging on about it isn't going to get either of us anywhere. I'm none too thrilled about suddenly being second banana to the rest of your motley crew of characters. Up up up, that's where I'm going. It's hardly my fault that you've gotten so involved with those damnable teenage werewolves and friends.

Wait, you want to app me where? A space-station? Oh, yes, marvelous, I'd truly enjoy that. Splendissimo. Command structure, a chance for a promotion, dinner at the captain's table, making a real differ-...ence.

There are giant monsters and giant mechs?

...

Right. I'll just...wait quietly back here. Behind the teenage werewolves. Thanks. I'm grand right where I am. Toodle-pipski.

Comments

[felissapiens]

Yeah yeah. I'm gorgeous, who wouldn't want to have me around?

[ Vanity, thy name is cat. ]

What? You miss me, goalpost head?

[ajrimmerssc]

No, not at all, you useless mog!

I told you, my writer is the one having fits. I was perfectly content without you and the rest of the Lollipop Guild around. Between you, Lister and Kryten I'm amazed I haven't had a stroke.

[felissapiens]

Oh I get it. You just don't want us busting you lying to all these nice folks. Well don't you worry. I got better things to do. You know how many ladies there are around here? Ow! I've been busier than Hugh Hefner on his birthday. [ A little gyrating. ] Yeaaah!

[ajrimmerssc]

Eugh. Don't you think of anything other than food and sex?

[felissapiens]

Why? Yes, of course I do! I'm offended! You've offended me! I'm hurt!





I think about sleep, too.

you are a beautiful person

[ajrimmerssc]

...You know, they're doing marvelous things these days with electroshock therapy, I'm just saying.

i'm just glad to have the excuse to play him tbh

[felissapiens]

Hey, man! You have any idea what that would do to my hair?

[ Protecting it with both hands. ]

Why she want to send you to space anyway? Haven't you done that already?

i'm glad to enable you

[ajrimmerssc]

And all I can think of now is this.

My writer is saying that it's, "Best if he's in his element this time," whatever that's supposed to mean.

it is a small, small world. and beautiful. /is also that Q >.>

[felissapiens]

If space is your element then I'm a tonedeath cocker spaniel. I can think of a few places you belong, but around other people isn't one of them.

Weren't you the one who killed off all those monkeys?

HAH! Oh you're amazing forever.

[ajrimmerssc]

No! No I smegging was not. That's a total, total lie. Completely and totally and completely. That was an accident!

I've loved this series since I was tiny but I've never played from it really

[felissapiens]

An accident you caused! Poor little monkeys.

[ Lol no he doesn't care. ]