Posting with him before bed is ironic.

[nightterror]

Now I can have some fun.

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[azzurrofiore]

Fun? What kind of fun? Do you like fishing?

[nightterror]

Fishing? That's hardly a terrifying pastime for--

[]

Do you like fishing....?

[azzurrofiore]

I like to eat fish. Fishing's fun because you can get tasty fish from it.

[So yes, he likes fishing.]

[nightterror]

[Evil master plans are formulating, hold on.]

I might could give you some right now, if....

[finalnpc]

How eerie sounding.

[nightterror]

Indeed. There is more to come now that I am free to roam.

[finalnpc]

Free to roam—? You weren't before?

[heraldstheiceage]

[Hm. Awkward.]

Haven't seen you around for a while.

[Possibly because he double-crossed you in his world and you are no more, but details.]

[nightterror]

[Ouch, his non-existent heart, Jack!] You just haven't looked in the right places.

Wherever there's fear, there's me.

[heraldstheiceage]

[Not unless someone else takes over your job, Pitch!]

Uh, right. Yeah. [He smirks, like he's privy to a secret that no one else is, then jumps up on top of his crook, crouching down so that he's around eye-level to Pitch.] I guess I just haven't been scared of anything.

[Pitch might notice a distinct lack of 'Will I ever find out why I was created/will I ever be accepted by the Guardians' fear from Jack. In fact, there doesn't seem to be much fear at all. Or joy, actually.]

[noroinofubuki]

It could be a feast.

[nightterror]

A feast of darkness perhaps.

[noroinofubuki]

That sounds lovely. How about of fear, however?

[stayfluffy]

Fun?

Oh! Oh come play hopscotch with me, please oh pleeeease?

[nightterror]

I don't play hopscotch.

[Where are all these crazies coming from around here, he wants to know!]

[stayfluffy]

[She's not weird, she's a robot girl who sees the wirld with childlike wonder and joy! 8D]

Oh! Okay, maybe checkers? Or Hide and Seek?

[godandhermother]

[She knows you.

Or, well, not literally. But she knows what you are.

A little girl in a school uniform stares at Pitch with an unsettlingly neutral expression. Fear and darkness practically radiate off of her, but none of the fear is hers. It's almost like she's carrying terrified, tortured souls with her.]

What kind of fun?

[nightterror]

[OH GOD, ALESSA. He ain't got nothing on you or Pyramid Head, okay. (He does try though, bless him.)]

Changing everything into fear, of course. The whole world. Every little child, and every adult, too.

[godandhermother]

[Come back to her when you've savagely impaled a man's wife surrogate in front of him okay]

Fear? Of what?

[Because seriously, fear on its own isn't too bad. She doesn't look the least bit fazed.]

[gelu]

[Wow no why is he even in here--well okay fine...]

[Don't mind Jack, he'll just be over here chilling on the crook of his staff and making a face at you, good sir. Status quo greetings and all.]

Why do I get this feeling like I'm being secondhand plagiarized here? Could've sworn that wasn't exactly in your line of work, last I checked...

[nightterror]

Ah, look: the man of the hour! [He is just so happy to see you! NOT. >:(]

No need to be jealous, Jack; I'm going to have fun, but you're invited too. In fact, I'm fairly certain you're going to be the one helping me have fun.

[gelu]

[ALWAYS GOOD TO KNOW THE FEELING'S MUTUAL >8(]

[Also wow Pitch you're just hopping right into this aren't you sigh what did he do to deserve dealing with this stuff today...]

Uh, remind me who said anything about jealousy? 'Cause I'm pretty sure it wasn't me. And much as I hate to break it to you I'm just gonna be shooting down that invitation before it even gets started.

[Readjusts seat on his staff!! Don't you even think about stepping any closer either sir, this distance really is working just fine.]

Are you just really bad at figuring out what 'no' means or what? Honestly curious. I'm not doing this song and dance again, Pitch.

I hope you don't mind a super delayed tag...!!

[luxuriant]

[Casually leaning against something in this post!! He's not really sure why he's here, but he can make the most of it, of course.]

Whoa! With a face like that, I'm not sure I want to know what your idea of fun is. [This is how you greet strangers right]

oh my god zelos get out of here esp. with that terrible username you sad shit

[nightterror]

[WOWOWOWOWOWOW.] I doubt it would be anything you are familiar with. [Pointed look at him. LONG HAIR. PINK OUTFIT. ARE YOU A PRINCESS?]

Did the Man in the Moon choose a new guardian? Valentine's?

EXCUSE U HE GOES WHERE HE WANTS and let's not mention the username....

[luxuriant]

Are you kidding? I've probably seen more fun than you could even imagine! [ because clearly his life isn't a huge joke or anything I mean it's not like he hates himself...





Shut up. Anyway he scoffs, shaking his hand to deny it. ] Let's not talk about who's chosen or not, mmkay? I mean, I get that a guy like you would be intimidated by my presence, but man, at least tone it down a bit! You're just embarrassing yourself, shady.