August is not his month.

[2cool4guardian]

You gave me a frostbite, made me watch Sandy get sick, cursed me with my human looks, haunted me with the ghost of a drown little girl and now- [This is one angry Jack frowning.]

You take a hiatus before the prank war starts?! [PRIORITIES]

What happened to all the "it'll get better, Jack!" and "I'll make it up to you, Jack!"? You promised me some fun, and now I won't even keep my promise to Alice. You wanna talk about rewards? I'll give you a reward: when Sandy learns how to use those plants like whips, you can be his practice target.

Now leave me alone. And take that stupid countdown-to-spring with you, too.

Comments

hi bb :'3

[dragonconqueror]

Muns, right?

[August has so not been his month either.]

/clings to

[2cool4guardian]

No kidding.

[Hiccup, Jack would love to be happy to see you, but his mood is... complicated.]

Toothless wouldn't happen to like mun meat, would he?

/pets

[dragonconqueror]

Nah, he's on a fish only diet.

[S'cool, he's just gonna take a seat nearby.]

It gives him this nasty gas anyway.

/wags tail

[2cool4guardian]

[Ok, that makes him snort. It's a start?]

What about Norse gods? You like those, right? Think you and your lizard can catch one or two? I'll pay double if I don't have to see Odin's face ever again.

:3

[dragonconqueror]

Honestly, I like them about as much as they like me. Which is not a great lot. I'd be more likely to be struck by lightning again than succeed in catching one.

i hate our timezones, urgh. tagging back after i get some sleeping done

[2cool4guardian]

Our Thor spends most time with beer than with lighting so I don't think you'll have to worry about that.

[He'll take a seat next to Hiccup, thank you. It's nice to be able to give away all that cold temperature of him for a change instead of their muns' silly human AUs. Enjoy the frost spreading?]

I promised Alice I would take her to the zoo, and now I can't even answer her messages. [Sulksulksulk] And Sandy is going all mother hen on me. Why is it so hard just to have a little fun?

ugh I know. go get some sleep, bb <3

[dragonconqueror]

Sounds about right. Thor's kinda the ideal viking archetype anyway so...

[He shrugs, watching the frost spread with a bit of interest.]

I'm sure he means well, you just have to get used to it.

Oh hey long time no talk :B

[cancercarcino]

Don't tell me your mun's decided to be a pain in the nook too.

Hello

[neverlied]

And some humans would say I'm cruel. By the way, the human who currently controls me sends greetings to your puppeteer.

[madcuriosity]

We can still go to the zoo, Jack. I promise. I'll wait until you come back.

stop fanboying thor, hiccup

[2cool4guardian]

I still wish he had showed his face when I told the network he drinks non-alcoholic beer.

[He makes a snowflake appear on his hand, twirling it around his fingers. Thank goodness for this place.]

It would be easier if I had my powers, you know. I can't even fly.

heeey good to see you again :D

[2cool4guardian]

What could've possibly given you that idea?

[Maybe he should've added to the post the fact Jade will probably send the dogs after him too.]

hi! ...this is the part where I fail to recognize muns, isn't it

[2cool4guardian]

Most adults have a weird sense of fun. But kudos to you for making my mun for making my mun headesk at the lack of recognition. She sends greetings too anyway.

[2cool4guardian]

[He kneels in front of her, but not too close. He has his powers here so he's cold.]

You don't have to, you know. It's not your fault. I don't want you to stop having fun because I'm not there.

That's okay. New character.

[neverlied]

The human isn't surprised. She said yours would better recognize her if she played the small detective girl in blue that's here. There wouldn't be any intrigue without the confusion.

OOOOH HAI 8D♥

[2cool4guardian]

[Give Jack a moment while he asks for details on this.

...oh.] You're in the same head as Ammy, aren't you? She wasn't bad for a sun being. What are you anyway?

Hello!

[neverlied]

I am. A sun being is putting it simply according to the legend humans built around Amaterasu. This human found it amusing how both you and her had issue with human belief in your respective worlds.

I am considered an alien. I came to Earth ages ago though.

Hope you're doing fine~

[2cool4guardian]

Yeah, yeah, people forget about believing when they grow up. No news there.

[Sorry, little white furry thing. Jack is a bad mood. Though he wouldn't mind seeing Ammy again - same with Bianca and Naoto. They can always visit if they want!]

Huh, really? You look like one of those Pokémon my mun likes so much.

A little tired. Puppy sitting.

[neverlied]

That's right. Your belief only comes from children.

[Kyubey don't care. Kyubey never cares. Oh, looks interesting says its mun.]

Pokemon? Maybe. I thought this would be appealing for a cute magical creature.

PUPPY *_* ...I mean. Cough.

[2cool4guardian]

[He won't answer the first part, he doesn't want to discuss his precious children with this creature that's starting to look kinda creepy.]

You "thought"? So you... shapeshift? That sounds more like fun.

Haha

[neverlied]

[Creepy? What ever do you mean, Jack? ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼]

In a manner of speaking, yes. Without the cute appearance, we wouldn't be able to help humans. They can be wary of anything unusual.

psh please he's Thor's least favourite person

[dragonconqueror]

At least you have them here? I don't even have Toothless here.

[His mun likes to keep him Toothless free in case he runs into any :| He snorts at the other admission.]

If you want weak, ale is weak enough for children to drink.

[madcuriosity]

Well, I won't, but I have just as much fun and more so when you are there. Perhaps just the two of us can go together. Since I'll have been there before, I can act as your guide.

and Jack is MiM's, so I guess they're more or less even?

[2cool4guardian]

[Alright, that gets a chuckle out of him. See, Hiccup, you're good for Jack.]

It wasn't for the kids, I was just making fun of him. We also wrote that Heimdall can't tie his shoes.

[Boredom can do crazy things to a guy, you know. But now Jack feels bad because Hiccup can't keep his own little piece of magic here, so he wants to help. Kinda.

Using his finger, he draws a dragon silhouette on the frost, then brings it to life. The little snow lizard quickly flies to Hiccup to say hi.]

p much. also I'm tagging that meme in your musebox

[dragonconqueror]

I was just saying. I mean I can barely handle a tankard.

[He actually laughs at that. He'd always imagined Heimdall was a big guy himself. Draping his arms over his knees, he smiles when the miniature dragon comes over to him, holding his hand out for it to land on.]