potential app at asgard

[egberts]

welp.
i was going to give you shit for applying into yet another game, but i realized how many people are there!
like woah!
basically all my friends.
(and vriska!)
which is pretty great!
but uh...
one problem!
what if i'm too awesome for them? i mean seriously, having the pranking master suddenly appear, that might suck for people.


hahaha j/k, when can i start?

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[sup]

not you obviously
seriously where the fuck have you been
there i was slapping up posters of your shining white teeth asking every little old lady that strolled her polka dotted behind by if shes seen this kid
it was worse than putting up a craigslist ad for barbie doll ds games that shit doesnt work out dude

[egberts]

oh.
sorry, dude. my bad?
i didn't mean to go missing or anything!
not like i knew i was supposed to be there.
next time send one of your dorky awesome letters so i know i'm being missed.

[sup]

replace dorky with incredibly soul searching non problematic eye scorching red hot chill peppered fucking kick ass
and then youll know the truth
ill cover that letter with hugs and kisses itll be all xoxo my dildo
live it learn it love it

[egberts]

hahaha.
nah.

so how boring is it without me?

[sup]

how am i suppose to answer that

[egberts]

like this:

wow john
its like super mega hella boring w/o you here
like damn what am i doing with my life
other than pining for you to come back

[sup]

wow john
its like super mega hella sweet w/o you here
like damn what were you doing with your life
other than pining for this cool ass to show up

[egberts]

wow!
look at all this rudeness up in here.
dang.

[sup]

you know you like it
you pine it

[egberts]

hell no!
but i guess it'd be nice to see your dumb face finally. :B

[sup]

jesus youre actually telling me you dont long after my so called rude demeanor like a hopeless heartbroken heir
nah i dont buy it
but yeah
seeing you again wouldnt hurt

[egberts]

nope! never. no longing/pining/whatever!!!
none.
also it's dumb that you've met me and i haven't met you yet.
like what the hell is that unfairness.

[sup]

too bad
i wouldnt call it dumb just sort of freaky
but what else could you expect from floating around in space like this with only your mun to guide you
and for the record youre still pretty derpy in real life dont have to heartache one bit over that