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potential app at asgard
welp.
i was going to give you shit for applying into yet another game, but i realized how many people are there!
like woah!
basically all my friends.
(and vriska!)
which is pretty great!
but uh...
one problem!
what if i'm too awesome for them? i mean seriously, having the pranking master suddenly appear, that might suck for people.
hahaha j/k, when can i start?
i was going to give you shit for applying into yet another game, but i realized how many people are there!
like woah!
basically all my friends.
(and vriska!)
which is pretty great!
but uh...
one problem!
what if i'm too awesome for them? i mean seriously, having the pranking master suddenly appear, that might suck for people.
hahaha j/k, when can i start?

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you've played sburb?
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well.
good luck, i guess!
it's kind of super crappy.
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lucky!
why didn't we get that sweet deal. :\
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I simply don't know how we'll handle you.
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it's going to be this really big challenge!
at least you have a few days to be prepared for all this awesomeness coming your way.
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Regretfully, I missed your previous stay in our Holy City. Perhaps I'll at least be aware of your existence within the city walls this time.
1/5???????? AKASKDKJD
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god
ok done
hahahahahaha shit
what's up?
come to tell me how excited you are? :B
shhh, it's ok.
i already know.
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seriously where the fuck have you been
there i was slapping up posters of your shining white teeth asking every little old lady that strolled her polka dotted behind by if shes seen this kid
it was worse than putting up a craigslist ad for barbie doll ds games that shit doesnt work out dude
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sorry, dude. my bad?
i didn't mean to go missing or anything!
not like i knew i was supposed to be there.
next time send one of your dorky awesome letters so i know i'm being missed.
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and then youll know the truth
ill cover that letter with hugs and kisses itll be all xoxo my dildo
live it learn it love it
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nah.
so how boring is it without me?
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wow john
its like super mega hella boring w/o you here
like damn what am i doing with my life
other than pining for you to come back
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its like super mega hella sweet w/o you here
like damn what were you doing with your life
other than pining for this cool ass to show up
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look at all this rudeness up in here.
dang.
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you pine it
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but i guess it'd be nice to see your dumb face finally. :B
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nah i dont buy it
but yeah
seeing you again wouldnt hurt
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none.
also it's dumb that you've met me and i haven't met you yet.
like what the hell is that unfairness.
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i wouldnt call it dumb just sort of freaky
but what else could you expect from floating around in space like this with only your mun to guide you
and for the record youre still pretty derpy in real life dont have to heartache one bit over that
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What makes you think you can just waltz 8ack in after leaving like that????????
I mean, talk a8out thoughtless!
You're going to have to m8ke it up to me, somehow. :::;)
Anyway! Wow, only in your dreams could you 8e too awesome for us. I am a8solutely positive I am way cooler than you will ever 8e!
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i haven't been anywhere before.
well i mean other than being AWESOME.
ok that was sort of lame.
anyway!
woooooooow rude, i am totally the coolest here, geeze!
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[ Goddamnit Vriska. ]
Don't worry a8out it. Just get 8ack here already!
Pff. Oh please. Are you reeeeeeeeally trying to say you're cooler than me?
You shouldn't start fights you're 8asically destined to lose!
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i mean breaking the fourth wall?
that's what jade and i just did! sort of.
i think.
ok well maybe not cooler.
but you're like god-tier cool.
but so am i! mutual awesomeness going on here.
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Are you talking a8out what happens after the scratch? I don't really know much a8out that.
8eing a thief is totally cooler than 8eing the heir. 8ut fine. Maaaaaaaay8be we can 8e mutually cool. 8ut you'll have to prove you've got what it takes!
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didn't rose and dave just get to the meteor with you and karkat and everyone?
you should be all caught up!
pshhhh.
i can totally prove it as soon as i get there.
we'll get up to so many shenanigans.
all of the shenanigans.
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And she doesn't know how to tell him. ]
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Aaaaaaaall of them? :::;)
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so you just got done leaving me all those messages, huh?
heheheh. :B
and yeah, totally!
shenanigans, +1 date, since i guess i owe that to you, too.
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did he just agree to go on a date with her. ]
W8.
So........
You saw those?
And ........ you actually want to go on a d8????????
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yeah!
i saw them after helping out rose with your advice.
thanks for that, by the way!
and sure, why not?
you're kind of super cool, and it would be fun.
or more like fuuuuuuuun.
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Then I guess ........ I would like that, John.
Does this mean we have to watch crappy movies with sweaty adult human reneg8des?
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nic cage movies are the epitome of epic date movies.
like you could not have a more perfect movie to watch on a date.
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They are totally crappy.
8ut I guess I can put up with some of these Nicholas Cage films. If I have to.
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PERFECT.
pre-Veiiiil
From what I've heard, we are friends! What gives?