on jumping the gun

[notmonsters]

You'll get off that computer and stop lookin' for a community for me if you know what's good for you.

You're so in over your head you're about to be six feet under. There have only been three episodes of my show. Ya need to take a step or ten back until you get to know me better before you start making commitments. 

And besides, I ain't going nowhere without my family, understand? They need me.

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[deusrexmachina]

Psh, typical mun behavior. Mine made me an account right after my show first premiered and then tossed me into a game only five episodes in.

Unfortunately, another behavior they're known for is not listening to us. Not all that often, anyway.

[notmonsters]

I'm actually surprised she managed to wait three episodes until she made this account.

Hunh, you got that right. I keep telling her to wait, but she keeps charging ahead.
[Hulk. Pot. Kettle.]
Oh, so you can hear me? Hah.

She thinks it's just fine to go on when she doesn't even know any sort of back story on me, you believe that?!

Gonna look real stupid when everything she thought it was gonna be turns out wrong.

[deusrexmachina]

Dude, I can totally believe it. With muns, usually excitement overrules good judgement. Even when they barely have any idea what they're doing.

[You're not really one to talk either, Rex. The amount of trouble you've gotten yourself into because you leaped before looking...]

I dunno. I guess if you can't get yours to slow down much, maybe she'll settle for memes and museboxes until more of your shows airs.

[notmonsters]

It's annoying. And I have better things to do. Like wrangle my teammates and keep them from killing each other.

Why can't she just leave me alone until she makes up her mind? And-- stop using that icon! I am not making that face.

[It's funny and I like it.]

Do you see what I have to put up with?!

[deusrexmachina]

Heh, yeeeaaahhh. Sounds like you're going to have your hands full with that one. So, uh...good thing you've got really big hands?

...er, okay, lame joke is lame. But points for trying?

[mightiestgreen]

......

[Interesting face, looks awful familiar]

WHY HELLO, ME. Except probably not. So far it seems Bruce doesn't exist in this show. Boo.

[notmonsters]

[You seem... really familiar to Hulk as well. Too bad he hasn't seen Bruce's face since the accident. The haircut throws him off a bit too. Who are you, guy?]

Gonna keep starin' all day or what, shaggy?

awww sad

[mightiestgreen]

[He may have gulped slightly, it's not often you get to see your inner angry green self face to face.]

...um...yeah. I should have known giving up coffee would lead to this.

i know. i love bruce. :c

[notmonsters]

[Well that was a bizarre comment. What was with this skinny guy? And why did he feel so... familiar? It was highly unsettling. Something was wrong... with this guy, or... something. Hulk decides to find out what it is. Hang on to your hoodie, Bruce--Hulk's about to get all up in your personal space. He bends over so he can look Bruce in the eye... and maybe hopefully if he doesn't get an explanation for why this guy is rubbing him the wrong way he'll just accidentally-on-purpose intimidate him enough that he'll run away and stop staring, at least.]

Do I know you?

[Enjoy the Hulk breath.]

me tooo (obviously)

[mightiestgreen]

[Augh, Hulk! When did you BRUSH last?? Bruce is just going to...lean back. Hands up in a gesture of unarmed.]

Easy big guy, I'm not looking for trouble. [Even if it always seems to find him anyway. Strange that Hulk didn't recognize him, maybe that was a good sign]

Both of us keep calm, nothing bad happens.

[That's not a threat, that's more of a cause and effect statement.]

[light_it_up]

I'd like to inform you, sir, that if you go a game, time freezes while you're in a game. You'll go back and be in the same second you left. Don't worry about your family. They'll be fine.

[notmonsters]

Yeah?

[Honestly? Hulk probably needs them a lot more than they need him. He has a family and for the first time in his existence... he's not alone. He feels responsible for them.]

It still feels... wrong.

[light_it_up]

I know it does. The idea of abandoning the city I protect, everything familiar, is mildly terrifying. But there are places out there that need more people, good people. We have to go, sir. It's the way of things.

[notmonsters]

Hunh. For me, the "way of things" usually ends up being horrible. No thanks.

[I'm not going to be alone again.]

[light_it_up]

That can change for the better. Games are like that. You could make new friends, a new life, the whole shebang. It's worth a shot.

[undoubtable]

I don't know why you're bothering. They don't listen.

RED SHE-HULK SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THIS SHOW. I'M STILL MAD ABOUT IT. Can't we trade Rulk for her??

[notmonsters]

Well I'm sure not gonna just sit here and take it quietly.

[Well, hello hulk-lady. Aren't I married to you in another universe?]

that would have been awesome if she'd have been in it!

[undoubtable]

I wasn't aware you could do anything quietly.

[ Yes. And then stupid Banner screwed it up. ]

[notmonsters]

[Ooh, feisty. Hulk likes her.]

Ouch. I'd try to defend myself, but I do tend to have that reputation.

[Yeah, Bruce does that.]

[undoubtable]

Tend?

[ She arches an eyebrow. ]

That's the understatement of the century. But keep it up. More noise you make, the more likely you are to get what you want.

[furryflarkinfiend]

Mate, you'll learn quick that mun's are flarkin' horrible. Trust me on this.

Rocketttt~

[notmonsters]

[Talking. Raccoon. Y'know what? Hulk's just gonna let that slide. He probably gets that a lot.]

I've only been here for about a week. It gets worse?

BD Allo allo!

[furryflarkinfiend]

[He can't help but snort, arms crossing as his tail flicks.]

You have no flarkin' idea how much worse it can get, mate. Muns are terrifying beasts when they want to be.

(Sorry this is so late, I was getting settled in to the dorm!)

[notmonsters]

I find it hard to believe that a 5 foot tall human girl could be "terrifying".

[And I'm sorry but he just has to ask...]

What is... flarking?

No worries! BD

[furryflarkinfiend]

When they're in control..anything is possible and it's not always good for you, mate.

[Insert ear flick here.]

It's a swear word. Never heard of it? Not surprising. Kind of a cosmic thing, mate.