(games, huffhuff. jake's straining the leash.)

[thighstraps]

Now im not about to upchuck at the mere mention of certain sockdollagers youve dumped in my lap as of late but we must have words!
Firstly i feel its necessary to remind you im not some riffraff palooka who cant hold his weight in a scrum. As much of a boondoggle as the situation was with the blasted wrestlebot its a relief to see youre on the level about enjoying my company for what it is.
I was something of a solicitous sheila about the subject with you and gosh darned it wrung out my proverbial kerchief several times imagining you and i were at odds!
We are quite the partners in crime my dear girl. Let us never entertain the notion of bum rushing each other again.
You are frightfully accommodating after all so thank you indubitably.

Onward to fresher topics though...!
The thing with jane is...
Complicated. Shes such an upstanding gal and really knows her onions about what she wants in life that i should think id be a waffle brained moonshiner not to appreciate her as she is.
A bully friend and sweet as the dickens dame!

*Punches the air in a triumphant nod to this sweetheart.*

Knowing she will always be the stepping stone to my happiness really does enthuse me to encourage my placement in a game where i can enjoy some quality time with both her and the ever vivacious miss lalonde.
If my best bro could also be there then i think all would not only be the cats whiskers but also the saucy beasts meow!
Now if everyone could direct their attention away from my humdinger of a chassis we can all get on with having top notch adventures.
I should be chuffed to tote my guns along for the ride too.
 

Comments

[testifies]

Take two minutes to re-read everything you have just now said to me in the context of suspicious internet histories.

[thighstraps]

You are completely ridonkulous i hope you realise that.
Also gross!!!

[testifies]

You said it, bro.

[thighstraps]

No you are just off your rocker.

[testifies]

I'm so on my rocker I'm doing perfectly balances pirouettes on that shit.

[thighstraps]

My internet history is impeccable!

[testifies]

Oh, I bet it is.

[thighstraps]

There may be one or two sites that allude to ladies of a more cerulean nature...
But everyone has their fantasies and god dammit again strider would you kindly fuck off.

[testifies]

Theoretically speaking if we go on a date, do I have to paint myself blue to get to second base?

[thighstraps]

Crikey...

[testifies]

Christ, you're thinking about it aren't you?

[thighstraps]

Why would you bring that sort of thing up when i just stipulated it was one of my fantasies!!!
Auuuuuuuuugh.

[testifies]

It's good to know whether your cerulean fetish lays specifically with ladies or not.

[thighstraps]

I refuse to discuss the matter on a *public forum!*

[testifies]

Strider: 1 million
English: So far into the minus you're like snow.

We can talk about it later.