baedal fanfic in progress CRIT WANTED its my first time be gentle

[molotovmartinis]

deacon gazde at his lover whisperd "i luv u 5ever"
"what you mean" said fish furrowing his brow
"it mean i luv u longer than 4evr"
fish blushs but then decon say
"but if you keep stealing my smokes im gonna tear yr throat out lol"
but fish just remembers 5evr and syas "bet u u won't"
"bet u i will"
"bet u ur a skank"
"BITCH I EAT PEOPLE"

I think it has promise. Perhaps we could adapt it for stage. What about puppets? I'm thinking a Punch and Judy sort of feel. Instant classic, don't even fucking lie.

You never let me do anything.

Comments

[hehaseatenthepancake]

You are way too invested in this.

[molotovmartinis]

You're right, I should just drink more and detach myself from others.

[fuckin_thirsty]

[ Some staring ensues, before; ]

Last line has promise.

[molotovmartinis]

Incidentally, I'm not edible. Just so you know.

[wearethewilds]

Exceptional literature. It's groundbreaking. I can't wait for the sequel.

[molotovmartinis]

Thank you, good sir. I knew I could count on your taste.

[fish]

I, uh...

[fish]

haha... ha...

[fish]

Iiii'mmm gonna punch you in the balls.

[molotovmartinis]

But are you prepared for the consequences?

Don't play it like you weren't asking for that just by responding, by the way.

[fish]

Now I'm gonna punch you twice.

[molotovmartinis]

Is that what Deacon is teaching you? On your murderdates?

[fish]

It wasn't a d— ...wait. Are you jealous?

[molotovmartinis]

So very. That's why my eyes get all glowy like that. It's amorous longing. Nobody tell Constantine.

[fish]

Oh, is that what that is. I thought you were just evil and stuff.

So that's like, what...eye boners?

[molotovmartinis]

Don't be ridiculous.

Yes, basically.

[fish]

Evil eye boners?

[molotovmartinis]

Do you like that?

[fish]

Do I like your evil eye boners.

That... sure is a question...

[captaincocksure]

I think I want BITCH I EAT PEOPLE on a t-shirt.

[hehaseatenthepancake]

We'd have to make sure to get one for Alucard.

[captaincocksure]

Can it say REAL FUCKING VAMPIRE on the back?

[hehaseatenthepancake]

I was going to suggest FUCKMOTHERING VAMPIRE, but that'd work too.

[molotovmartinis]

I like "Protestant fucknugget." Inaccurate, yes, but let's not pretend he cares.

[captaincocksure]

Make more than one shirt? A wider range of options can only be good for merchandising efforts.

[molotovmartinis]

Merchandising is a possibility.

[captaincocksure]

That's how you know your story's really made it, is when everyone wants the t-shirt.

[thedominatrix]

Stunning. When will we get the second chapter?

[molotovmartinis]

I don't know. I was thinking of branching out. There's a lot of material available.

[thedominatrix]

Oh, I see- now that you've had a taste of success, you're abandoning the fans who have been loyal to you throughout your entire career to experiment.

[...C:]

But I'll forgive you if there's sex in the next bit.

[molotovmartinis]

But I just feel like I have so much to write about you and Mycroft.

[thedominatrix]

Well, put sex in that, then. Really, dear, you act like I'm picky.

I'm a screamer, for the sake of characterisation, and if you don't write him as saying 'heavens' at least once I'll be sorely disappointed.