baedal fanfic in progress CRIT WANTED its my first time be gentle

[molotovmartinis]

deacon gazde at his lover whisperd "i luv u 5ever"
"what you mean" said fish furrowing his brow
"it mean i luv u longer than 4evr"
fish blushs but then decon say
"but if you keep stealing my smokes im gonna tear yr throat out lol"
but fish just remembers 5evr and syas "bet u u won't"
"bet u i will"
"bet u ur a skank"
"BITCH I EAT PEOPLE"

I think it has promise. Perhaps we could adapt it for stage. What about puppets? I'm thinking a Punch and Judy sort of feel. Instant classic, don't even fucking lie.

You never let me do anything.

Comments

[fish]

Now I'm gonna punch you twice.

[molotovmartinis]

Is that what Deacon is teaching you? On your murderdates?

[fish]

It wasn't a d— ...wait. Are you jealous?

[molotovmartinis]

So very. That's why my eyes get all glowy like that. It's amorous longing. Nobody tell Constantine.

[fish]

Oh, is that what that is. I thought you were just evil and stuff.

So that's like, what...eye boners?

[molotovmartinis]

Don't be ridiculous.

Yes, basically.

[fish]

Evil eye boners?

[molotovmartinis]

Do you like that?

[fish]

Do I like your evil eye boners.

That... sure is a question...