voicetesting; already have a game in mind

[myheadiscold]

Oi, oi!

What do you think you're doing, mundane? Just because everyone's asleep doesn't mean you can post here without my permission!
It's always "voicetest this" and "voicetest that" - why don't you just post with me in one of your museboxes later and leave me alone?
I have swordfighting to practice!

And besides - it's really late, you should be in bed! No one's even awake.

Okay, look; if you're going to insist on staying up so late, can ya at least color a few more icons?
I don't understand you, always treatin' the kid from the Great Sea so much better...

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pfffft

[nomnommom]

Something well beyond the comprehension of the denizens of your little mudball you call a planet. [Dismissive wave.] If you must insist on a classification, 'dragon' works well enough, but I would prefer to be called by name - Ridley.

[myheadiscold]

... I'm pretty sure I can understand "big, jerk lizard with wings", Ridley.

What's with the ego? You think pretty highly of yourself, don't you?

He is Space Dragon Starscream, I swear.

[nomnommom]

[Loom, loomy loom loom! Also a flare of wings, because one must be scary when one's dignity is insulted.]

I am no mere lizard, child! I am Ridley, commander of the entire might of the Space Pirate army!

[myheadiscold]

[He jumps a bit, but calms down pretty easily.]

... Alright; so you're a space pirate.
Ridley the dragon space pirate.

[Yeah that... makes absolutely no sense to him at all, but hey; he used to be able to shrink to the size of his thumbnail. Sense flew out the window that day and hit a jet plane engine.]

You know, you're not really all that scary.

[nomnommom]

That's because you haven't seen me being scary yet, child. [Devious chuckling follows as he regains his previous posture.]

[myheadiscold]

[And his hand's shooting up to his hilt, but not drawing it. Just keeping it there on the sword just in case.]

Well, after fighting a demon, not a lot is scary anymore.

[nomnommom]

Oh, a demon, eh? Well, aren't you a brave little boy?

[myheadiscold]

Yeah - yeah, I am.

[HUFF.]

And I'm not brave for no reason, either. I've got plenty of experience under my belt already!

[nomnommom]

Hehehehe... I'm sure you do, child.

[He is so not convinced.]

[myheadiscold]

I do. I traveled our world and fought many monsters, and after defeating the Demon King, I helped reforged the holy Picori Blade!

[In his eyes that makes him nigh INVINCIBLE.]

[nomnommom]

[Oh, that's almost entertaining!

Ridley leans down, propping himself up on his hands so that he can lean his head way, way in.]

I have conquered worlds, brought countless races to their knees, and slaughtered all who stood in my way.

[myheadiscold]

...

[His brow furrows, and his hand tightens on his hilt again.]

That doesn't make what I've done any less impressive. They're two different things.

You destroyed worlds, I saved mine.

[nomnommom]

Mm... I suppose more worlds could use guys like you. It'd certainly make my job a lot more fun!

[myheadiscold]

[And that gets a sarcastic, sneer-y kind of face.]

I bet, if they're getting conquered in that big of a number...

threadjacking, I hope it's okay :>

[frondsandanemones]

Did you say a dragon?

I have a friend that would go crazy just to meet you!!

[And who would probably drive you crazy, but I digress.]

Always!

[nomnommom]

[What is this thing? Not a human, obviously, so potentially superior to them.]

Not quite one, but it is a similar enough thing to compare me to.

[Stupid Metroid canon not naming Ridley's stupid species...]

[frondsandanemones]

[Definitely humanoid, this one. And has a penchant for giggling and producing high-pitched squeals not unlike a rabid fangirl... but in the upper register of dolphins, if you thought the former was bad.]

I don't think my friend would care. You look very much like the dragons back home.

[nomnommom]

Where is this home, out of curiosity? I don't think I've conqueredencountered your species before.

[frondsandanemones]

A planet called Alternia, the home of the trolls! But you must be from another universe, since we pretty much conquered ours.

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...well, that is there were any left after the Vast Glub.

[nomnommom]

Clearly, as I lead the conquering force in my universe, and we've encountered little resistance along the way. [Smug smug smug. Ignorance and little exposure to that damnable Hunter thanks to early canon point are wonderful things.]

'Vast Glub'?

[frondsandanemones]

Then it's a pretty good bet, since Her Imperious Condescension has not met a planet she was able to conquer. And she's been doing it for well over a 1,000 sweeps.

The Vast Glub was a prophesied event that would herald the end of the troll race. It was a wave of psychic energy so powerful that all the trolls in the universe would be killed.

[She doesn't seem too bothered with this, really.]

[nomnommom]

...obviously not that powerful, as you stand here before me, speaking of it as if it were a past event.

Or are you one of those 'last of my people' cases?

[frondsandanemones]

Whale, it wouldn't have bothered me. Gl'bgoylyb is my lusus.

[Said that like you'd know what that means.]

But I am one of the last of my people, yes. Of twelve.

[nomnommom]

Gil-what? [Is that even a word...?]

Twelve. Strange number of people to be down to.

[frondsandanemones]

[Too bad Ridley doesn't recognize the Pisces sign on her shirt, or it would make a lot more sense]

[shrug] I wasn't the one who came up with the number. You know sometimes I wonder why it couldn't be another one more. Or a dozen. But that's how it goes.