voicetesting; already have a game in mind

[myheadiscold]

Oi, oi!

What do you think you're doing, mundane? Just because everyone's asleep doesn't mean you can post here without my permission!
It's always "voicetest this" and "voicetest that" - why don't you just post with me in one of your museboxes later and leave me alone?
I have swordfighting to practice!

And besides - it's really late, you should be in bed! No one's even awake.

Okay, look; if you're going to insist on staying up so late, can ya at least color a few more icons?
I don't understand you, always treatin' the kid from the Great Sea so much better...

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[nomnommom]

[Have a casual space dragon, lil' Link.]

I do wonder what it is about you yellow-headed humans that makes you damned irritable...

[myheadiscold]

... [HUFF.]

I'm not irritable, I'm annoyed. There's a big difference.

[nomnommom]

Annoyed and irritated are very similar, though. Easily annoyed, thus, irritable.

[A minor hand-gesture, a tail-swish, followed by a beaky grin.]

keywords relevant lmao

[myheadiscold]

[... fine whatever, stupid reptile. B(]

What are you supposed to be, anyway?
Some kind of lizard?

pfffft

[nomnommom]

Something well beyond the comprehension of the denizens of your little mudball you call a planet. [Dismissive wave.] If you must insist on a classification, 'dragon' works well enough, but I would prefer to be called by name - Ridley.

[myheadiscold]

... I'm pretty sure I can understand "big, jerk lizard with wings", Ridley.

What's with the ego? You think pretty highly of yourself, don't you?

threadjacking, I hope it's okay :>

[frondsandanemones]

Did you say a dragon?

I have a friend that would go crazy just to meet you!!

[And who would probably drive you crazy, but I digress.]

[frondsandanemones]

...what's wrong with liking people that come from the sea? That seems perfectly normal to me!

[Asked the fish troll]

[myheadiscold]

Well... I don't mean it that way. She just likes him better than me, when he's just a little kid.

I don't even see what's so great about him, it's not like he can make anything.

[frondsandanemones]

Ooooooh~~ I know what this is! hehehehe

You've got it as bad as a green-gilled lamprey!! You're jealous!!!

[myheadiscold]

Wh - no, I am not jealous! I just... I think I deserve a little more respect, that's all!

I saved the world and reforged the Picori Blade; he just... floated around on some water and destroyed Hyrule.

[frondsandanemones]

Oh wow, he destroyed an entire city???

[Somebody is impressed.]

[myheadiscold]

A whole country. Let the whole damn place get flooded and destroyed.

[... Wait -- ]

And don't make that face; it's not a good thing!

[trainedprincess]

Sword fighting practice, hmm? I think I can help with that!

[And though the icons don't reflect it, she's armored up and ready to go, if he's looking for a challenge!]

[myheadiscold]

... Princess... Zelda?

[That voice sure is recognizable, but... that's one hefty ton of armor, there.]

Are you sure? I'm a pretty good swordsman, after all.

[trainedprincess]

[Ah, the tragic confusion of Links and Zeldas. It really is bad for all of them to look and sound so similar.

Regardless, she strikes a confident pose.] Don't underestimate me; I've gotten pretty good at this Spirit Armor business! Besides... it's just practice, right?

[myheadiscold]

Well, of course, but...

[She's acting a little different, hmm hmm.]

Are you sure?
Because if I hurt you, you can't cry or anything!

[trainedprincess]

[And he's a little more talkative than usual...]

Not to worry! It would be quite a feat if you managed to hurt me while I'm like this.

[myheadiscold]

Alright, if you're sure...

[He draws his sword then, before flipping back and landing in his swordfighting stance.]

I have to practice for the festival anyway; I'll be entering it this year!

Get ready, Zelda!

vaati is game canon but AAA A MC LINK ♥

[vaati]

It seems your mundane is as worthless as you, fool.

aaaaaa VAATI <333

[myheadiscold]

Oh... Vaati.

[Yeah, he's... from right before Ezlo leaves, so he knows about you!!!

Your evilness even gets a kind of fond smile, he knows what you're up to.]

She does seem that way, huh?

hee ;u;

[vaati]

[ WHY ARE YOU SMILING AT US WE'RE CONFUSED ]

Oh? You've finally acknowledged it then?

[myheadiscold]

That she's kind of stupid? Yeah, I figured that a long time ago, when she made this account.

[Yep, still giving him a smile. Oh, Vaati.]

Hey - how's the "big, evil sorcerer" thing going?

[vaati]

Then you willingly admit your own stupidity? Hah!

Are you trying to be amusing? I don't enjoy your jokes, worm! [ FUCK YOU WE ARE THE BIGGEST BADDEST EVIL AROUND OKOK STOP SMILING AT US!! ]

[myheadiscold]

[NOPE. NOPE NOPE. C:]

But I'm not joking, Vaati. I want to know how you're doing!

[JUST BECAUSE WE'RE NOT BROS NOW DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T BE ADMIT IT YOU WANT A FRIEND]