voicetesting; already have a game in mind

[myheadiscold]

Oi, oi!

What do you think you're doing, mundane? Just because everyone's asleep doesn't mean you can post here without my permission!
It's always "voicetest this" and "voicetest that" - why don't you just post with me in one of your museboxes later and leave me alone?
I have swordfighting to practice!

And besides - it's really late, you should be in bed! No one's even awake.

Okay, look; if you're going to insist on staying up so late, can ya at least color a few more icons?
I don't understand you, always treatin' the kid from the Great Sea so much better...

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[nomnommom]

[Have a casual space dragon, lil' Link.]

I do wonder what it is about you yellow-headed humans that makes you damned irritable...

[myheadiscold]

... [HUFF.]

I'm not irritable, I'm annoyed. There's a big difference.

[nomnommom]

Annoyed and irritated are very similar, though. Easily annoyed, thus, irritable.

[A minor hand-gesture, a tail-swish, followed by a beaky grin.]

keywords relevant lmao

[myheadiscold]

[... fine whatever, stupid reptile. B(]

What are you supposed to be, anyway?
Some kind of lizard?

pfffft

[nomnommom]

Something well beyond the comprehension of the denizens of your little mudball you call a planet. [Dismissive wave.] If you must insist on a classification, 'dragon' works well enough, but I would prefer to be called by name - Ridley.

[myheadiscold]

... I'm pretty sure I can understand "big, jerk lizard with wings", Ridley.

What's with the ego? You think pretty highly of yourself, don't you?

He is Space Dragon Starscream, I swear.

[nomnommom]

[Loom, loomy loom loom! Also a flare of wings, because one must be scary when one's dignity is insulted.]

I am no mere lizard, child! I am Ridley, commander of the entire might of the Space Pirate army!

[myheadiscold]

[He jumps a bit, but calms down pretty easily.]

... Alright; so you're a space pirate.
Ridley the dragon space pirate.

[Yeah that... makes absolutely no sense to him at all, but hey; he used to be able to shrink to the size of his thumbnail. Sense flew out the window that day and hit a jet plane engine.]

You know, you're not really all that scary.

[frondsandanemones]

...what's wrong with liking people that come from the sea? That seems perfectly normal to me!

[Asked the fish troll]

[myheadiscold]

Well... I don't mean it that way. She just likes him better than me, when he's just a little kid.

I don't even see what's so great about him, it's not like he can make anything.

threadjacking, I hope it's okay :>

[frondsandanemones]

Did you say a dragon?

I have a friend that would go crazy just to meet you!!

[And who would probably drive you crazy, but I digress.]

[nomnommom]

That's because you haven't seen me being scary yet, child. [Devious chuckling follows as he regains his previous posture.]

[frondsandanemones]

Ooooooh~~ I know what this is! hehehehe

You've got it as bad as a green-gilled lamprey!! You're jealous!!!

[myheadiscold]

[And his hand's shooting up to his hilt, but not drawing it. Just keeping it there on the sword just in case.]

Well, after fighting a demon, not a lot is scary anymore.

[myheadiscold]

Wh - no, I am not jealous! I just... I think I deserve a little more respect, that's all!

I saved the world and reforged the Picori Blade; he just... floated around on some water and destroyed Hyrule.

Always!

[nomnommom]

[What is this thing? Not a human, obviously, so potentially superior to them.]

Not quite one, but it is a similar enough thing to compare me to.

[Stupid Metroid canon not naming Ridley's stupid species...]

[frondsandanemones]

[Definitely humanoid, this one. And has a penchant for giggling and producing high-pitched squeals not unlike a rabid fangirl... but in the upper register of dolphins, if you thought the former was bad.]

I don't think my friend would care. You look very much like the dragons back home.

[frondsandanemones]

Oh wow, he destroyed an entire city???

[Somebody is impressed.]

[myheadiscold]

A whole country. Let the whole damn place get flooded and destroyed.

[... Wait -- ]

And don't make that face; it's not a good thing!

[frondsandanemones]

[She's baiting you, Link...]

That's even more impressive!!

[myheadiscold]

No it's not, it's terrible!

[And he's falling for it, hook, line and sinker.]

Lots of people used to live there, you know; whole ancestries died with the land!

[frondsandanemones]

[Hey, she uses the fish puns!!]

Oh gosh, you are jealous!! As soon as I paid attention to something, no matter how awful it was, you were all over me like a suckerfish gobbling up a fake worm!

You are so cute!!!

[myheadiscold]

[Aw, that was a fishing pun though!

Oh, and he's also as red as a tomato, now.]

I... wha!? You were just playing me for a fool?

[WOW RUDE and also what you called him cute what]

I-I am not cute, and I'm not jealous!

[frondsandanemones]

[The word you are looking for is "troll"]

YOU ARE YOU ARE I LET OUT A TRAP FOR YOU AND YOU FELL FOR IT!! Everybody saw it, there's no denying it~

[Oh god, she's doting now.]

[nomnommom]

Oh, a demon, eh? Well, aren't you a brave little boy?