Accepted @ afterliving [canon is attack on titan]

[sweetjeans]

Excuse me but what the fuck is this shit?!

[holding up a poster advertising:

'The Lonely Hearts Club; Nice guys that deserved the nice girl.

Were you a nice guy to a very special girl that broke your heart? Feel like there isn't a soul in the afterlife that doesn't understand your pain? Well think again, because the boys over at the LHC would love to have you!

We didn't find love in life but doesn't mean you can't now!!'

Crumpling it up in an angry rage.]

I-I'm not a lonely heart god damn it! I've gotten so many chicks with my picture box thingy and they allll like me! So piss off lady, go play your stupid little people box game or whatever and give me a break!!

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[sweetjeans]

I don't fucking know what it's about I don't care I didn't make the poster it's not MEEE I don't have any trouble getting chick so!!


what.. do you wanna join?

[somefaults]

I already got someone. Unlike you.

[whether that person would agree with that statement is another matter entirely]

If I was feeling up to it I could give you pointers on actually getting girls...but you wouldn't listen.

[sweetjeans]

I don't need-..

[...hold up, Ymir is actually pretty good at this]

But I guess if you want.

[somefaults]

First thing? Don't act too familiar with them off the bat. Makes them think you're creepy and desperate.

[sweetjeans]

I-I don't do that so--

[coughing, was that something in his throat?]

Next thing?

[somefaults]

Sure.

[it's not really worth bothering him on it that much...Jean is Jean, after all and it's not worth her trouble.]

Anyway, the second thing? Is security. The ladies like knowing you're not going to go running off with the next person that walks by. If you're trying to get someone to like you, they have to know that you only have eyes for them.

[sweetjeans]

[Itching lightly at his cheek, thinking back to what girls he'd tried to flirt with in the past few hours.]

Yeah, I guess.. but I don't wanna stalk them like you do.

[Hands on hips.]

[somefaults]

I'm not a stalker. I'm just dedicated.

[Though, to be honest, Jean might be actually right in this case.]

[sweetjeans]

Yeah, okay.

[Shhh, Ymir, you're perfect]

Ah--What about a girl like Mikasa? W-what.. do girls like Mikasa like?

[somefaults]

Killing titans.

[...oh, you mean what she likes in guys?]

Oh, for her type? Mikasa probably is the type of person who needs someone she dedicate her life protecting.

[sweetjeans]

[He thought about it]

So you think maybe if she felt like she had to protect me...?

[That sounded lame, but also now that he thought about it, that's sort of how she thought about Eren..]

[somefaults]

There's a chance. She's the type that needs a mission, you know?

[Ymir's never really talked with Eren, Armin, or Mikasa but she's good at reading people...and Mikasa's relationship with Eren is very similar to hers with Christa.]