Accepted @ afterliving [canon is attack on titan]

[sweetjeans]

Excuse me but what the fuck is this shit?!

[holding up a poster advertising:

'The Lonely Hearts Club; Nice guys that deserved the nice girl.

Were you a nice guy to a very special girl that broke your heart? Feel like there isn't a soul in the afterlife that doesn't understand your pain? Well think again, because the boys over at the LHC would love to have you!

We didn't find love in life but doesn't mean you can't now!!'

Crumpling it up in an angry rage.]

I-I'm not a lonely heart god damn it! I've gotten so many chicks with my picture box thingy and they allll like me! So piss off lady, go play your stupid little people box game or whatever and give me a break!!

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[springcleaning]

You're a fucking disgrace.

[sweetjeans]

[Oh shit it's that Scouting Legion guy that beat the shit out of him was a huge DICK!!]

Holy shit, fuck off!! I didn't even join it, this is total against my will!

[bodt]

Jean. Jean, no...

[ Just going to... drag you away... ]

[greatrage]

[CACKLING OVER HERE brb

no really rolling on his back laughing because your pain is hilarious, Jean]

[tenminutes]

What ladies have you "gotten" exactly?

[sweetjeans]

BUT I DIDN'T DO IT

IT WASN'T MEEE

MARCOOO

[sweetjeans]

EEEEffff OOFFF, JAEGERRR

[Blushing so terribly bad, he could actually die again thank Eren]

[greatrage]

It... aahahhaha!!-- It totally suits you though!! HAAAHAHAHA!! You are NEVER gonna get laid, man, not by any lady you don't pay!

[sweetjeans]

....[He thinks for a moment, finger itching at his cheek.]

Ah-umm... Chihiro likes me and ah... Sonia! Because um! Ah-why else call me on my thingy thing, huh?!

when else am i going to use this journal lbr

[humanityswrath]

[cackles with you if that is alright with you]

[deviantlyhates]

[ Looks at advertising poster... and then nods to herself. ]


I see, I see. Levi must be in that club.

[greatrage]

[yeah it's pretty friggin hilarious isn't it COME LET US LAUGH]

Get a load of horseface over there! [wait a second. he blinks] You look familiar, have we met?

[tenminutes]

Maybe it was an accident.

[ Of course- ] None of it has anything to do with "your thingy."

[sweetjeans]

IT DOES NOTTT!!!!

[voice raising to a rather high pitch at the end of that 'not']

You're such a fucking shit bag asshole fucking god damn it! I'll have you know I already got laid by like... 10 girls.

And trust me, JAEGER, that'll be 10 more than you'll ever get!

[springcleaning]

Ex-fucking-scuse you.

[springcleaning]

No, it's fitting for an shitbag like you. Probably one of the fucking cadets that go with that asshole Zakarius every fucking time more cadets join up to get their first handy in a shit covered brothel.

[greatrage]

[he manages to reduce his howling laughter to a snicker]

Oh yeah? Ten, huh. What are their names? And horses don't count, Kirstein!

[bodt]

[ Shhh, just come, Jean. Drag you away from the cruel mun... ]

[springcleaning]

[---Snorts.]

[deviantlyhates]

A 'lonely heart' suits you to a T. [ Forlorn sigh. ] Indeed, it is one of the top three hypotheses for your perpetual grumpiness.

[greatrage]

[OOOOHHH SICK BURN]

[humanityswrath]

Pffff, I know right? I sure as hell wouldn't touch that! [a pause. she is so done with this stuff you don't even know, SUBJECT CHANGE FU] Nah, probably not. Seriously though, look at this tool!

[it probably doesn't help what with how she looks exactly like her mom though]

[deviantlyhates]

Pretty good, huh, cadet?

[ Wow someone appreciates her lame jokes! She knew she liked you for a reason! ]

[springcleaning]

[--SNORTS.]

I'm a little impressed with that one, Jaeger. Take you a while?

[greatrage]

[Good enough for Eren. She DOES remind him of his mom, a little, but Jean's suffering is SO much more important right now]

Pfffttt. No one in their right mind would. The only way he's gonna get any is if he shells out the cash. Toooons of cash.