Accepted @ afterliving [canon is attack on titan]

[sweetjeans]

Excuse me but what the fuck is this shit?!

[holding up a poster advertising:

'The Lonely Hearts Club; Nice guys that deserved the nice girl.

Were you a nice guy to a very special girl that broke your heart? Feel like there isn't a soul in the afterlife that doesn't understand your pain? Well think again, because the boys over at the LHC would love to have you!

We didn't find love in life but doesn't mean you can't now!!'

Crumpling it up in an angry rage.]

I-I'm not a lonely heart god damn it! I've gotten so many chicks with my picture box thingy and they allll like me! So piss off lady, go play your stupid little people box game or whatever and give me a break!!

Comments

[springcleaning]

You're a fucking disgrace.

[sweetjeans]

[Oh shit it's that Scouting Legion guy that beat the shit out of him was a huge DICK!!]

Holy shit, fuck off!! I didn't even join it, this is total against my will!

[springcleaning]

No, it's fitting for an shitbag like you. Probably one of the fucking cadets that go with that asshole Zakarius every fucking time more cadets join up to get their first handy in a shit covered brothel.

[bodt]

Jean. Jean, no...

[ Just going to... drag you away... ]

[sweetjeans]

BUT I DIDN'T DO IT

IT WASN'T MEEE

MARCOOO

[bodt]

[ Shhh, just come, Jean. Drag you away from the cruel mun... ]

[greatrage]

[CACKLING OVER HERE brb

no really rolling on his back laughing because your pain is hilarious, Jean]

[sweetjeans]

EEEEffff OOFFF, JAEGERRR

[Blushing so terribly bad, he could actually die again thank Eren]

[greatrage]

It... aahahhaha!!-- It totally suits you though!! HAAAHAHAHA!! You are NEVER gonna get laid, man, not by any lady you don't pay!

when else am i going to use this journal lbr

[humanityswrath]

[cackles with you if that is alright with you]

[greatrage]

[yeah it's pretty friggin hilarious isn't it COME LET US LAUGH]

Get a load of horseface over there! [wait a second. he blinks] You look familiar, have we met?

[sweetjeans]

God damn it I hate that fucking Jaege-...

[...w-whow, that girls is... wow she's really p-pretty, like, super mega hot as hell like..! Jean's perfect type. M-maybe she was laughing with Jean not at him ah--come on, get it together! Say something!! Don't just stand there looking shy and stupid.]

Ah--You have really pretty eyes...

[tenminutes]

What ladies have you "gotten" exactly?

[sweetjeans]

....[He thinks for a moment, finger itching at his cheek.]

Ah-umm... Chihiro likes me and ah... Sonia! Because um! Ah-why else call me on my thingy thing, huh?!

[deviantlyhates]

[ Looks at advertising poster... and then nods to herself. ]


I see, I see. Levi must be in that club.

[springcleaning]

Ex-fucking-scuse you.

[greatrage]

[OOOOHHH SICK BURN]

[threeyesandmovingtattoos]

And why does it assume we want girls, not guys, hermaphrodites, possessing entities or sapient parasites?

[sweetjeans]

Guys?

You mean like date guys?

[shrugs]

I guess Bertholdt would have someone to tall to than.

[somefaults]

Looks like you finally found other people that understand you.

[sweetjeans]

S-Shut the fuck up, Ymir.

[Hands on hips]

This isn't lesbian stuff so go away.

[ofgreatbeauty]

......


...


[totally judging you]

[sweetjeans]

[Talk about the most massive terrible blush.]

M-Miksas! I-It's not what think!! I totally got nothing to do with this!

[jiyuwaza]

[...]

So that's what you're wasting your time on?

[sweetjeans]

NOO!!!!

I didn't even make this stupid ass dumb poster it's not my idea and I'm totally not going they can fuck off I don't I


Get


Plenty

Of




GIRLS!