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[chronologicalpulse]

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT, IT'S ANOTHER KARKAT IN A COMMUNITY THAT REALLY DOESN'T NEED ANY MORE OF US.
WHAT THE FUCK, MUN?
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE GOATBLOWING, PUTRESCENT FUCK ARE YOU HOPING TO ACCOMPLISH WITH THIS?
WELL WHATEVER, LET'S JUST TRY NOT TO GET OUR SHIT TOO GROSSLY NEGLIGENT AND END UP WITH ANOTHER TIME SPLINTER EPISODE.
YES, I HEARD ABOUT THAT.
I AM NOT FUCKING PLEASED ABOUT THAT SHIT.

LOOK, I'LL GO ALONG WITH THIS AS LONG AS PEOPLE AREN'T GOING TO LET THEIR COLLECTIVE IQ DROP ANY FURTHER, ALRIGHT?
JEGUS.

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[tiltshotghostimage]

was wondering when the fuck youd give in under pressure

three weeks man
that is pretty fucking long
that seriously is way longer than i had anticipated for you

[chronologicalpulse]

WHO'S GOING TO WIN MONEY ON THIS ONE?
IT'S VRISKA ISN'T IT?
VRISKA OR TEREZI.

[tiltshotghostimage]

terezi doesnt even have an account so she didnt get to go in
nah man it was sollux this time

[chronologicalpulse]

_{[The icon speaks for itself]}

[tiltshotghostimage]

btw dont speak of the splintered timeline
gamzee and i have decided for all intents and purposes that it didnt happen
never would happen
and never will happen again

[princeofmelodrama]

fuckin finally

[chronologicalpulse]

BITE ME.

[princeofmelodrama]

wwhat and catch some disease wwhich makes it impossible to control the vvolume of my vvoice
no thanks

ivve been missin you around here

[chronologicalpulse]

WHO KNOWS, IT MIGHT MAKE YOU LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP INSTEAD OF LIVING AS THE PERPETUAL FUCKING DRAMA QUEEN.

YEAH, IT'LL BE GOOD TO VISIT WHEN WE GET SHIT MOVED.

[princeofmelodrama]

if you need help with the movve you can always ask you knoww
im not entirely incapable of heavvy liftin an manual labor

[chronologicalpulse]

I'M AWARE OF THAT, BUT YOU ALSO HAVE AN ACTUAL FUCKING JOB THAT YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT.
REALLY, WE'RE GOOD.
HELL, IF YOU DON'T MIND, WE'LL JUST BORROW GAMZEE AND KEEP HIM OUT OF TROUBLE.

[princeofmelodrama]

yeah a job that i dont have to be doin on weekends
i really dont see why youre turnin down help

[chronologicalpulse]

SOLLUX AND BRO OFFERED TO COME AND HELP US TOO.
IF YOU REALLY FEEL LIKE PUTTING UP WITH ALL OF US BEING immature fuckin wwrigglers FOR A DAY THEN FINE.

[princeofmelodrama]

oh
sols gonna be there
yeah i pass

[malignantrage]

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN TELLING MY MUN.
THERE ARE FAR TOO MANY OF ME ALREADY AND HE DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT.
ONLY A COMPLETE ASSHOLE WOULD PICK ME AS A MUSE WHEN THERE ARE SO GODDAMN MANY OF ME.
IT'S LIKE THEY'RE PURPOSELY TRYING TO FILL THIS PLACE WITH MY RAGE.
WHICH I WOULDN'T MIND SO MUCH IF THERE WEREN'T ALL THESE MULTIPLES.
IT'S LIKE A HUGE CLUSTERFUCK OF KARKAT IN HERE.
AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE MYSELF.

[chronologicalpulse]

YOU REALLY NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU GUYS STAND ON THIS.
IT'S GETTING OUT OF HAND AND YOU KNOW IT.
WE CAN SIT DOWN AND TALK ABOUT THIS SHIT IF YOU NEED TO BECAUSE IT'S CLEAR TO ME THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR OWN FEELINGS HAVE SETTLED YET.

Maniacal giggling ensues

[chronologicalpulse]

OH MY FUCKING GOG.
NO.
FUCK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? NO.
THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

[princeofmelodrama]

oh i knoww exactly wwhere my feelins are on sol an wwhat wwe vvery clearly do not havve in a vvery logical standpoint
but you knoww im actually rarely logical about howw i truly feel
his presence wwould only servve to distract me from helpin you an you knoww the reasons wwhy that is

i just really dont wwant to get into this right noww kar ok

[smuppetwrangler]

Oh good
The voice of shouty reason has arrived

[chronologicalpulse]

WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU, THE VOICE OF ORANGE SODA-FLAVORED IRONY?

[smuppetwrangler]

You know you love me
But you really don't understand how much you really were needed around here
It's basically been a clusterfuck
I'm pretty sure without you these people would straight up fucking die pretty much bi-weekly

[chronologicalpulse]

SOMEHOW THAT REALLY DOESN'T SURPRISE ME.
BUT I'M NOT SOME KIND OF SHOUTY FUCKING GRUBSITTER, NO MATTER HOW MUCH PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO THINK OTHERWISE.
I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S YOUR JOB NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT.

[smuppetwrangler]

Yeah
Someone has to keep you idiots in line
Thing is without you i'm pretty fucking convinced certain people can't function
Start doing dumb shit all over the place

Couldn't resist

[malignantrage]

DON'T START WITH ME.
DO NOT START WITH ME.
DO YOU THINK I WANT TO BE HERE?
I'VE BEEN DREADING THIS DAY EVER SINCE THAT ASSHOLE PULLED ME OUT OF THE GAME AND INTO HIS SLIMY HUMAN-INFESTED THINK PAN!
YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT EVEN LISTENING, ARE YOU?
FUCK YOU FOR THAT.

[chronologicalpulse]

YOU REALIZE OF COURSE THAT CERTAIN PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DO THIS SHIT REGARDLESS OF MY PRESENCE RIGHT?