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[irememberit]

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I refuse to see anything other than the American dub in order to ensure that I will never ever get why you like this. And not just you. I mean. Everyone. This includes everyone in this canon, ever.

We cool? We cool.

Also no, I didn't make the Tracey Moore joke because only you would get the Tracey Moore reference. Stop whining about it.

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[former_endboss]

My Mun doesn't appreciate your words about Sailor Moon, and neither do I. If you do this sort of shit with Pretty Cure? I'll have my mecha shove it's fist down your throat.

Also, your actor is actually a terrible person at understanding text judging from his reviews of Avatar the Last Airbender.

By the way, I love you

[irememberit]

[About two hours later because ow. Ow. His oddly-Satan-sounding genitals. They in pain.]

Ok, first off, I have a Zord now, so good luck on that if I bothered doing that. Which I wouldn't because we all know that any anime derivative of another work automatically sucks cat dicks in every possible way! Especially this one where there is a cat dick that can be sucked and probably has!

[.........................

Um. Ah. Critic, just because Venus 5 and Artemis' Lover are things that actually exist-]

And second, my mun hasn't seen the ATLA v-logs and I personally do my best to willfully ignore any and all traces of meta in my series if I can help it, so your insults towards him are just gonna go completely over my head!

HA! and HA!! And to conclude, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Re: By the way, I love you

[former_endboss]

[She waits patiently. She has, after all, Comiket in three days to attend. As a seller. So she needs to kill time until all her doujinshi are printed]

Oh my. I'm so impressed with your zoophilia jokes.

But seriously, don't bring a mecha to fight me. I'm Mir, I hacked more mecha in five minutes than exist in most giant robot shows. I've killed more people than Hitler. There are fan-comics of me having my way with the mods of 4chan and leaving them shattered half-men. Don't fight this bitch, because even though I'm 5'1" and all of eighty pounds soaking wet, I will hand you your ass.

And if you want to throw out everything that's derivative, you'll be left with the Epic of Gilgamesh, Mezo-american legends, and the fucking Vedas. Without derivative media, you don't have a job or a reason to exist!

You can't mock me for pointing out your actor's inconsistencies, because he's also your writer so his problems are also your problems. And even if you ignore that, by your own rules of ignoring meta, you can't laugh about that because any insult directed towards the text-author relationship in your series automatically goes over your own head.

Re: By the way, I love you

[irememberit]

Yeah, and I'm sure you invoking Godwin's law into this makes you look incredibly awesome by comparison.

And I wasn't throwing out everything that was derivative. Just everything derivative of Sailor Moon! Because everything derivative of Sailor Moon must automatically suck because of the English-dubbed episodes I saw that were adapted from the original Japanese!

[But, Critic, that's really not--]

Shutupmuntheadultsaretalking!!

Re: By the way, I love you

[former_endboss]

I'm not invoking Godwin's law. I'm just putting the number of people who died directly at my hands into numbers you can understand. But if you choose to put it that way then fine. I've killed more people than Stalin and Pol Pot combined. Is that better for your trite and irrelevant brain to understand?

Wow, you do paint with a broad brush. Okay, so you don't like anything that derives from Sailor Moon. That's just...well, pretty much the entire Mahou Shojo genre since 1992. 21 years of girl's entertainment completely invalidated. By a Man, Mansplaining things to me. Utena, Princess Tutu, Madokka, and especially the Cures. None of them have any redeeming qualities, good parts, or anything like that, just because of Naoko creating Sailor Moon.

I mean, do you even appreciate how revolutionary this work was?

[irememberit]

...

Nope! I only appreciate that I don't have to listen to Brooklyn Accent or Luna's NEGHAVUHS anymore. And also my penis getting turned on by it, but I won't say that out loud.

What can I say? I am a man with simple tastes and broad brushes. Most of the time.

[former_endboss]

...Sit the fuck down son. I'm gonna educate you.

First off, the series is pure Girl Power. Makeup, nail polish, lip gloss? Those transformation do-hickies actually were sold to little girls, and they frequently contained cosmetics so you could look beautiful while kicking ass. Not mutually exclusive ideas.

Next, consider that ass-kicking. Nobody had ever done that before in a magical girl series. Let me repeat that-there had never before been anything where a team of girls use their powers to fight evil. There had been magical girls, ever since Bewitched took off in Japan, and there had been ass kicking, exemplified by the super sentai. There had even been a single girl who kicked ass, but unlike Sailor Moon, Cutey Honey actually WAS meant to titillate men. You know how I know that? Because in the opening of that anime, a man literally grabs her boobs for several seconds. Go on and look it up if you don't believe me. Needless to say, Cutey Honey was a dead-end.

[thefemaleson]

Forgive me for interrupting, but are you honestly implying that until Sailor Moon, there had never been any girls 'kicking ass' as you so crudely put it, in anime?

Even if my mun did not object, I most certainly do.

[irememberit]

..................Hang on there, Oscar from Rose of Versailles, I'mma let you finish, BUT.

....Do tell me more about this Cutie Honey. Is she at least older than Sailor Moon? Because if she is, fuck yeah I will go look for it!

Preferably alone in the middle of the night when no one can abruptly walk in on me.

[Because fuck the education, you mentioned a possibly big-boobed anime woman and have just encouraged him to look for it.]

[former_endboss]

Hey pervert, I've got a naked icon. Oggle me clad in nothing but my hair.

Do I have your attention again?

[If he goes looking for that series, she may lash out unpredictably just so we're clear!]

[irememberit]

What???

Sorry, I can't hear you over the awesomeness of the prospect of big tits and tight asses!

[And off to the debauched parts of the internet he goes~! Wait, this is anime. Maybe he could ask Sage-- No no no, internet is better.]

1/2

[former_endboss]

[Tch. So, you want to ignore her body in favor of someone with big tits? Well it's not like it doesn't happen all the time. Not like she isn't bitter or anything about it, heavens no! After all, Mir would never be jealous of anyone else for anything like this.]

2/2

[former_endboss]

[She's not jealous, she's just siccing her robot dog on you. Enjoy being chased around the internet!]

ELMA! Get him!



[Hopefully, the chase will be long, exhausting, and cure someone of his need for T&A.]

Re: 2/2

[irememberit]

[Eh, he's not worried. Why would be be? That's why he has the supporting cast now, so they can deal with stuff like that while he searches for animated 'tang in peace!

He amazed himself sometimes.]

[former_endboss]

I'm focusing on teams of girls here, because that's what Sailor Moon features, a kind of fusion of the Super Sentai and previous generations of Magical Girls. I may overstate my case somewhat to make that point.

And my mundane is somewhat forgetful. No offense meant. Rose of Versailles, Princess Knight, Sally the Witch are all important milestones, but unfortunately, the kind of things that are only remembered by this one with some prompting.

[palletspride]

[... Someone really needs to calm down.]

[former_endboss]

[Don't tell a feminist she needs to calm down about feminism.]

[palletspride]

[Hey, Red knows good and well why there's a need for feminism, he's just pretty sure that the views of Mr. Critic there aren't those of the mun behind the guy.

You know, it's kind of just being in character. Muses aren't supposed to be their muns' mouthpieces regarding their views, after all. At least, he's pretty sure that's how this mun+muse thing works.]

[former_endboss]

[And nobody is upset here at the Mun! Not sure why you would think that anyways-but being in character for this girl means she's not going to let these things stand. Please note that we gave him an opening to be even more of a horndog for comedic purposes. This is, at least from this mun and muse's perspective, all in good fun.]