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[irememberit]

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I refuse to see anything other than the American dub in order to ensure that I will never ever get why you like this. And not just you. I mean. Everyone. This includes everyone in this canon, ever.

We cool? We cool.

Also no, I didn't make the Tracey Moore joke because only you would get the Tracey Moore reference. Stop whining about it.

Comments

[former_endboss]

...Sit the fuck down son. I'm gonna educate you.

First off, the series is pure Girl Power. Makeup, nail polish, lip gloss? Those transformation do-hickies actually were sold to little girls, and they frequently contained cosmetics so you could look beautiful while kicking ass. Not mutually exclusive ideas.

Next, consider that ass-kicking. Nobody had ever done that before in a magical girl series. Let me repeat that-there had never before been anything where a team of girls use their powers to fight evil. There had been magical girls, ever since Bewitched took off in Japan, and there had been ass kicking, exemplified by the super sentai. There had even been a single girl who kicked ass, but unlike Sailor Moon, Cutey Honey actually WAS meant to titillate men. You know how I know that? Because in the opening of that anime, a man literally grabs her boobs for several seconds. Go on and look it up if you don't believe me. Needless to say, Cutey Honey was a dead-end.

[thefemaleson]

Forgive me for interrupting, but are you honestly implying that until Sailor Moon, there had never been any girls 'kicking ass' as you so crudely put it, in anime?

Even if my mun did not object, I most certainly do.

[irememberit]

..................Hang on there, Oscar from Rose of Versailles, I'mma let you finish, BUT.

....Do tell me more about this Cutie Honey. Is she at least older than Sailor Moon? Because if she is, fuck yeah I will go look for it!

Preferably alone in the middle of the night when no one can abruptly walk in on me.

[Because fuck the education, you mentioned a possibly big-boobed anime woman and have just encouraged him to look for it.]

[former_endboss]

Hey pervert, I've got a naked icon. Oggle me clad in nothing but my hair.

Do I have your attention again?

[If he goes looking for that series, she may lash out unpredictably just so we're clear!]

[irememberit]

What???

Sorry, I can't hear you over the awesomeness of the prospect of big tits and tight asses!

[And off to the debauched parts of the internet he goes~! Wait, this is anime. Maybe he could ask Sage-- No no no, internet is better.]

1/2

[former_endboss]

[Tch. So, you want to ignore her body in favor of someone with big tits? Well it's not like it doesn't happen all the time. Not like she isn't bitter or anything about it, heavens no! After all, Mir would never be jealous of anyone else for anything like this.]

2/2

[former_endboss]

[She's not jealous, she's just siccing her robot dog on you. Enjoy being chased around the internet!]

ELMA! Get him!



[Hopefully, the chase will be long, exhausting, and cure someone of his need for T&A.]

Re: 2/2

[irememberit]

[Eh, he's not worried. Why would be be? That's why he has the supporting cast now, so they can deal with stuff like that while he searches for animated 'tang in peace!

He amazed himself sometimes.]

[former_endboss]

I'm focusing on teams of girls here, because that's what Sailor Moon features, a kind of fusion of the Super Sentai and previous generations of Magical Girls. I may overstate my case somewhat to make that point.

And my mundane is somewhat forgetful. No offense meant. Rose of Versailles, Princess Knight, Sally the Witch are all important milestones, but unfortunately, the kind of things that are only remembered by this one with some prompting.

[palletspride]

[... Someone really needs to calm down.]

[former_endboss]

[Don't tell a feminist she needs to calm down about feminism.]

[palletspride]

[Hey, Red knows good and well why there's a need for feminism, he's just pretty sure that the views of Mr. Critic there aren't those of the mun behind the guy.

You know, it's kind of just being in character. Muses aren't supposed to be their muns' mouthpieces regarding their views, after all. At least, he's pretty sure that's how this mun+muse thing works.]

[former_endboss]

[And nobody is upset here at the Mun! Not sure why you would think that anyways-but being in character for this girl means she's not going to let these things stand. Please note that we gave him an opening to be even more of a horndog for comedic purposes. This is, at least from this mun and muse's perspective, all in good fun.]