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[irememberit]

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I refuse to see anything other than the American dub in order to ensure that I will never ever get why you like this. And not just you. I mean. Everyone. This includes everyone in this canon, ever.

We cool? We cool.

Also no, I didn't make the Tracey Moore joke because only you would get the Tracey Moore reference. Stop whining about it.

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[former_endboss]

Hiya!

[Random drive-by knee to the crotch from a tiny girl for that review, JERK. How dare you say those things about our magical girl spiritual ancestor!]

[irememberit]

Oh, hiyaaAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOW!!

[FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKOWHISBALLS. ROLLINGINPAINNOWKTHXBYE. SQUEALINGFIVEOCTAVESABOVENORMALRANGE. OOOOOOOOWWWWW




On the upside, that ought to shut his penis up for a few hours--NO OW THAT HURT JWEROFJIFUWEIFDJ]

WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?

[former_endboss]

My Mun doesn't appreciate your words about Sailor Moon, and neither do I. If you do this sort of shit with Pretty Cure? I'll have my mecha shove it's fist down your throat.

Also, your actor is actually a terrible person at understanding text judging from his reviews of Avatar the Last Airbender.

By the way, I love you

[irememberit]

[About two hours later because ow. Ow. His oddly-Satan-sounding genitals. They in pain.]

Ok, first off, I have a Zord now, so good luck on that if I bothered doing that. Which I wouldn't because we all know that any anime derivative of another work automatically sucks cat dicks in every possible way! Especially this one where there is a cat dick that can be sucked and probably has!

[.........................

Um. Ah. Critic, just because Venus 5 and Artemis' Lover are things that actually exist-]

And second, my mun hasn't seen the ATLA v-logs and I personally do my best to willfully ignore any and all traces of meta in my series if I can help it, so your insults towards him are just gonna go completely over my head!

HA! and HA!! And to conclude, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Re: By the way, I love you

[former_endboss]

[She waits patiently. She has, after all, Comiket in three days to attend. As a seller. So she needs to kill time until all her doujinshi are printed]

Oh my. I'm so impressed with your zoophilia jokes.

But seriously, don't bring a mecha to fight me. I'm Mir, I hacked more mecha in five minutes than exist in most giant robot shows. I've killed more people than Hitler. There are fan-comics of me having my way with the mods of 4chan and leaving them shattered half-men. Don't fight this bitch, because even though I'm 5'1" and all of eighty pounds soaking wet, I will hand you your ass.

And if you want to throw out everything that's derivative, you'll be left with the Epic of Gilgamesh, Mezo-american legends, and the fucking Vedas. Without derivative media, you don't have a job or a reason to exist!

You can't mock me for pointing out your actor's inconsistencies, because he's also your writer so his problems are also your problems. And even if you ignore that, by your own rules of ignoring meta, you can't laugh about that because any insult directed towards the text-author relationship in your series automatically goes over your own head.

[atomic_wrath]

[You used a clip from one of his incarnations.

Therefore Godzilla is staring at you.]

[irememberit]

......

[Well. Um.







Awkward.]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Speaking of successful formulas repeated ad nauseum, have Slenderman staring at you in the background.]

[irememberit]

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But I didn't use your footage in my review!

[slendy_ohcrap]

[You mentoined story formulas and Slender vlogs are full of them. Really, Slenderman would use any reason to show up to torment a white dude from America in his teens and twenties.

Here, have him disappear and reappear somewhere else a wee bit closer.]

[irememberit]

[Early 30s...ish...actually. But white dude from America? Oh, oh so very much so.]

Uuuuuuh...

[manbehindcry]

Dude, sir. The English dub almost always sucks though. I guess there would be some good things about it, like not having to read subtitles. But even that isn't all that bad.

[friendship_reporter]

But that's just universal, anything sounds better in the language it was produced in. Have you heard the Japanese dub for my show? I keep expecting one of my best friends to ask me if I've considered making a contract to become a magical girl!

[irememberit]

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Oh, now, why would you think that, Twilight Sparkle? I'm sure its just your imagination!

[friendship_reporter]

I bet you'd be voiced by Pikachu or something.

[manbehindcry]

Uh, ex-excuse me sorry, but I wasn't talking to you., magical horse with a horn glued to her head.

[irememberit]

Eh, subtitles are boring. If I wanted to read, I'd not be watching a movie.

[thiseternalflame]

Read the manga. It has people melting and getting naked~

[irememberit]

...Holy shit, seriously?

....................Mun! Is she serious?!

[Yes]

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[thiseternalflame]

I am. And us heroes get to bloody our hands on the enemy more often. [Manga!Rei will forever stan for her canon, mun's feelings for the anime be damned. Turn HER into a boy-crazy jerkass, will they?!]

[irememberit]

Sweet merciful crap! WHY did no one tell me!?!

I...I have to read it. I must see if this is true! I must...do something I have never done before.







I must borrow a comic from Linkara.

[Oh shi-]

[space_pirate_hunter]

So you're the person my Mun says helped inspire my captivity.

[Why yes, Samus doesn't sound too pleased.]

[irememberit]

...Really? That's...

[Unintentionally hot!]

...nice of them.

[space_pirate_hunter]

Do you know who I am?

[irememberit]

Of course! Who wouldn't know you?