Dave is terrified of growing up.

[tiltshotghostimage]

can we slow our roll mun
get some crunktitude in our reality going strong because hodamn
there is some slippery slope kind of adulthood coming up and doing shit we didnt expect
im not ready for this sort of commitment
i mean
a four year college course
that is some serious fucking commitment

okay dont you roll your eyes at me mundane i am well aware that i have signed myself up for bigger commitments than a full degree before
but you know
what if i just kinda want to
idk

...
know what
its not important
forget i was saying anything
you saw nothing
do not pay attention to that dave behind the curtain

Comments

[fireflyheir]

your feet are kind of sticking out.

[tiltshotghostimage]

shh man im trying to keep it fucking smooth over here
though that would probably explain my sudden and completely noncoincidental case of cold feet ive been having lately
all sticking out from under the curtain
catching a draft
its a goddamn wonder i get anything done

[fireflyheir]

probably!
maybe if you added a bit more material to the bottom that'd help.
a new fashion statement for the home.
and that'd make it pretty cozy, right?

[tiltshotghostimage]

i know what i could use for material too
all i gotta do is weave all my tattered fucking nerves together
BAM
suddenly enough fabric to make an even better
if not more slightly morbid and way more fabulous
curtain than the one ive got going on right here

[fireflyheir]

no one will have another quite like it.
...
it'll be okay.

[tiltshotghostimage]

i hope so bro

i might or might not have been mindfucking a single certain situation making everything seem sick amounts of huge and impossible
where that set of molehills wound up being the fucking andes or some shit
so i just have to keep that in mind

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

YoU KnOw wHaT BrO?
YoU GoT ThIs
AnD YoU'Re gOnNa bE So mOtHeRfUcKiN HaPpY
If i cAn fIgUrE ThIs sHiT OuT ThEn yOu'lL Do eVeN MoThErFuCkIn bEtTeR
NoT A SiNgLe mOtHeRfUcKiN DoUbT In mY MiNd

[tiltshotghostimage]

dont you start with the pep talks now
arent i supposed to be doing that for you
what happened with that
i was in the zone with that

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

CoMe oN MaN, jUsT CaUsE I DoN'T HaVe mY ShIt tOgEtHeR DoEsN't mEaN YoU CaN'T GeT YoUrS In oRdEr
YoU NeEd sHiT TaLkEd aT YoU SoMeTiMeS
GeT OuR MoThErFuCkIn sHoOsHpAp oN
It's wHaT PaLeBrOs aRe fOr

[tiltshotghostimage]

know what we need bro
we need an extra strength brownie to share between us
and a huge pile of blankets and pillows
and about nine hours to jam these feeling straight out

and no matesprits all standing around like they think were some delinquents or some shit

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

ThEy dO ThInk wE'Re mOtHeRfUcKiN DeLiNqUeNtS
BuT YoU KnOw wHaT?
We sHoUlD Do tHaT ShIt uP
I CaN FiX Up mY MoThErFuCkIn sTuDiO AnD We cAn gEt tHiS JaM On

[tiltshotghostimage]

ill get the snacks and get on over
you just keep your shit level til then man
no starting the feels without me