Dave is terrified of growing up.

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can we slow our roll mun
get some crunktitude in our reality going strong because hodamn
there is some slippery slope kind of adulthood coming up and doing shit we didnt expect
im not ready for this sort of commitment
i mean
a four year college course
that is some serious fucking commitment

okay dont you roll your eyes at me mundane i am well aware that i have signed myself up for bigger commitments than a full degree before
but you know
what if i just kinda want to
idk

...
know what
its not important
forget i was saying anything
you saw nothing
do not pay attention to that dave behind the curtain