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dear_mun2012-02-27 04:31 am
knight_of_time) wrote in dear_mun2012-02-27 04:31 am
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Adolescence is hard enough without an apocolyps
remind me again why i should be in any way dimensional shape organic or geometric form excited about this shit your answers on a postcard mailed to my address at some dude who gives no fucks p o box im not listening
im not even flattered that youre having oh so much fun letting me out dude frankly i should always be your first fucking choice anyway bro and you know that shit end of story
alright now that thats out of the way park your rump down while i address this like my name is judge judy and your my bert
first of all the pony shit has to stop bro just cause the rest of the striders are hooked on this festering turd stack of soon to be dog food and crazy glue like cutie marks are crack doesnt mean you gotta go getting your research on about it
you get enough strange boners over girly shit that i dont understand as it is bro you need serious help
also wtf is with you planning on having me a fucking wreak over shitty issues i have yet to grasp the handle of as though it were a firm yet plump push ass hold up youre letting dirk influence me too much wtf am i even talking about smuppets for this is my rant damnit
crank the speed up to 88 mph and well go back to the point martie your other amusing little idea of having me bust open a can of shaun of the dead references could be almost doable
yes i do have red on me
yes i am willing to use my vinyl as bad ass weaponry
and sure we can call my hideout the winchester
now stop ruining my image and install the damn game already yo
im not even flattered that youre having oh so much fun letting me out dude frankly i should always be your first fucking choice anyway bro and you know that shit end of story
alright now that thats out of the way park your rump down while i address this like my name is judge judy and your my bert
first of all the pony shit has to stop bro just cause the rest of the striders are hooked on this festering turd stack of soon to be dog food and crazy glue like cutie marks are crack doesnt mean you gotta go getting your research on about it
you get enough strange boners over girly shit that i dont understand as it is bro you need serious help
also wtf is with you planning on having me a fucking wreak over shitty issues i have yet to grasp the handle of as though it were a firm yet plump push ass hold up youre letting dirk influence me too much wtf am i even talking about smuppets for this is my rant damnit
crank the speed up to 88 mph and well go back to the point martie your other amusing little idea of having me bust open a can of shaun of the dead references could be almost doable
yes i do have red on me
yes i am willing to use my vinyl as bad ass weaponry
and sure we can call my hideout the winchester
now stop ruining my image and install the damn game already yo
uguuu *u*
swoooooooooooooooooooon blushblushh
ok i will accept liek RITE NOW
*holds hand out 4 engagment ring*
put it on mai fingar mistr strider
my fingerz is ready
you WANT me 2 were a catsuit all of the sudden
were not on the honeymun yet
slwo donwn boy
except dont
heheheheeh
youre getting all startreak on me now
except kinky startrek
i liek it
So sugoi~!
i mean you gotta be mad not to want a choice babe like you
youll have to hold out for that ring i dont get my pocket money for another two weeks it blows i know and i hope you realize that im skipping out on buying this months gamebro so i can get you that golden metal band of matrimonial wonder
of course
wear the catsuit now cause you shouldnt really be wearing anything on the honeymoon yo
dude i am light years ahead of startrek you aint seen nothing yet
heehee
choice babe
come on wat can i say 2 that except damn straight ur rite ;)
its ok i understand what a sacrifise it is 2 hold out on a gaembro
i will amke sure u r
justly rewarwded
;333
wwo u relly knw what you want
steeeples fingars
wat if i want 2 say
u can keep your shades on
*florty wpnk*