Adolescence is hard enough without an apocolyps

[knight_of_time]

remind me again why i should be in any way dimensional shape organic or geometric form excited about this shit your answers on a postcard mailed to my address at some dude who gives no fucks p o box im not listening
im not even flattered that youre having oh so much fun letting me out dude frankly i should always be your first fucking choice anyway bro and you know that shit end of story
alright now that thats out of the way park your rump down while i address this like my name is judge judy and your my bert
first of all the pony shit has to stop bro just cause the rest of the striders are hooked on this festering turd stack of soon to be dog food and crazy glue like cutie marks are crack doesnt mean you gotta go getting your research on about it
you get enough strange boners over girly shit that i dont understand as it is bro you need serious help
also wtf is with you planning on having me a fucking wreak over shitty issues i have yet to grasp the handle of as though it were a firm yet plump push ass hold up youre letting dirk influence me too much wtf am i even talking about smuppets for this is my rant damnit
crank the speed up to 88 mph and well go back to the point martie your other amusing little idea of having me bust open a can of shaun of the dead references could be almost doable
yes i do have red on me
yes i am willing to use my vinyl as bad ass weaponry
and sure we can call my hideout the winchester
now stop ruining my image and install the damn game already yo

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[biipolareye2]

yup.
he'2 a total douchebag.