mun has completely lost control of her life

[deernoise]

...I'll say you have. This has gone completely out of control, and that's an understatement. I'll tolerate the random blips of a meme here and there, and maybe some artwork...heck I don't even mind that this....

[Dipper throws up a pair of airquotes to emphasise his point.]

"Alternate Universe" has gotten as popular as it has.

But this? An entirely new journal? I hope you haven't forgotten already how hard of a time I have getting around like this. It's not funny, and it's not cute. It's irritating.
And some of those musebox plot lines you've been working on? Cut it out. You know what I'm talking about.

Meanwhile, you REALLY need to update your muse list. But I know you're just going to keep forgetting and it'll just get more and more disorganized..

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[gargrunkle]

You'll probably get the hang of it, considering.. It looks like we're gonna be stuck with this for a while.

[He doesn't sound too thrilled either, but at least he's not the only one going through it.]

[deernoise]

[The deertaur lets out a heavy sigh, scratching behind one of his ears- which flicks back the second he touches it.]

As long as we don't have a cure we will be. Alternate Universe or not, I'm going to find a solution to this. ...Somehow.

[gargrunkle]

[Stan snorts. If he had visible pupils anymore, Dipper could see them roll.]

Yeah, good luck with that.. Somethin' tells me it's not gonna come easy.

[deernoise]

Well even if the journal won't help us any, I'll still think of something. Maybe the library would give me more answers...

[Though the thought of trying to traverse a public library as a deertaur is a bit daunting.]

[theytookmypants]

You know your very existence has made my mun very happy.

You might want to watch out for headlights in the meanwhile until you get used to your new legs. Though I'm kinda in agreement with your mun, the way you wobble around on them is kind of adorable.

[deernoise]

...N-no it's not!

[Aaaarrrgh that's the WORST thing about this. Everybody thinks he's the cutest thing on four legs and it makes him sick.]

I'll be able to take care of myself, don't worry about that.

[theytookmypants]

[No Dipper don't encourage him!]

Oh don't be so modest, it's absolutely adorable~ Just look at that widdle tail~

[He grins.]

Will you? I mean...do you suffer the same problem deers do? I can get a floodlight and we can experiment with that if you wanted.

[deernoise]

[Dipper huffs, especially agitated because nearly the second Crmsn says that his tail does a cute little flick.]

...Let's....let's not.

[theytookmypants]

D'aww see that? You did the thing.

[A smirk spreads across his face.]

Y'know I get the distinct impression part of you likes the flattery.

[robotfightclub]

I don't know, I think it's cute.

[No one asked you.]

[deernoise]

....It.....it's not.

[No, no it really is.]

[robotfightclub]

Hate to tell you this, but everyone seems to think otherwise. Looks like you have an unpopular opinion, kiddo.

...or is it bucko now?

[arcee stahp]

[deernoise]

[His opinion is always the unpopular one.]

This is all my mun's fault, all of it. If she hadn't put me on that stupid meme in the first place, none of this would have even happened.

[maybelle]

C'mon Dipper, it isn't so bad. Hey do you wanna race to see who's faster, because I'm pretty good at these hoof things now.

[deernoise]

Sure, if you want to see me give myself a black eye.

[Dipper's still....struggling in the hoof department.]

I just wish I had my old legs back...

[maybelle]

You'll get em' back, just have fun with the body you have now. Think of this like a new adventure, like back home.

[deernoise]

New adventure, right...

[Though somehow he doesn't feel like he's GOING to be getting his legs back any time soon.]

..Well I guess the pony thing's been treating you well, huh Mabel?

[telemystisparkles]

What's the matter, friend? The new you got ya in headlights?

[Yeah Gideon's just gonna be over here laughing at you, Dipper, because you got the lamest monster form ever, meanwhile he loves being a vampire. LOVES IT.]

[deernoise]

[Dipper sneers, stomping one of his front hooves threateningly.]

At least headlights won't burn me to a crisp.

[Also he's watching you, Gideon. You better stay away from Mabel.]

[telemystisparkles]

S'only SUNLIGHT that hurts vampires, ya imbecile! Regular lights're fine!

[He scowls back at Dipper. As if he's scared of you, Bambi, he'll be doing all the staring into Mabel's eyes longingly while lying on the forest floor he wants.]

[deernoise]

[Just don't let Dipper see, Gideon, or he'll make sure he puts a stop to it.]

Uh huh. Well I figured a little bat like you would be used to living nocturnally anyway, so you should feel right at home, huh?

[never_asked]

...great, you've got my mun considering one for me too.

[That's REALLY bad.]

But still, you're technically dangerous? I mean, more people are killed by deer than sharks, airplane crashes, and car accidents combined.

[Norman how is that helping.]

[deernoise]

I didn't do it on purpose, if it helps.

[NO IT'S ALL HIS MUN'S FAULT.]

Yeah, but do those statistics mention anything about fawns?

[never_asked]

Well, that helps. My mun kinda gets these weird ideas anyways...

Uhhh, they had to learn from someone, right?

[deernoise]

So do you think they're going to get you involved, then? ...My mun seems hopeful.

I guesso. I'll believe that when I see it though.