A shoutout for the upcoming 4th Wall Event

[cyan_maid]

You're probably a bit early on the mark, Miss Mundane, but I do agree. The early bird does indeed get the worm!
Besides, August 18th will be knocking on our doors before we know it!
Everyone should know about this "4th Wall Event"! After all, it's a chance for everyone to see their friends again, isn't it?
Gosh, it would be nice for the boys to join Roxy and I, even if it's only for a week.
And who knows? Perhaps John will come back, or some of the more elusive trolls will join us.
It certainly would be the tops for Nepeta to have that one friend of hers around, at least!
And perhaps someone from your other muse's world will come too? For the little one? What's his name, Veneziano?
What an odd name for a little boy. Hmmm.

But I digress! Let's make sure the word is put out!

Comments

[fuuck]

WOW.
THAT SOUNDS. FUCKING STUPID.
ALMOST AS STUPID AS SOMEONE WHO WOULD EVEN WRITE ABOUT SUCH A THING.

[cyan_maid]

Oh. It's you.
Sigh.
As much as I didn't expect to see you, I really should have.
What is it you want now?

[fuuck]

I WANT MANY THINGS. I AM ALL ABOUT THE LONGING FOR MANY A THING, BOTH TANGIBLE AND INTANGIBLE.
I AM SURE YOU ARE AWARE OF THIS. UNLESS YOU ARE AS DENSE AS YOU ARE UGLY.

[cyan_maid]

Then let me be more specific.
What is it exactly that you want from me?
You couldn't have bothered me if you didn't want something, whether that be some sort of interaction or just to call me porky again.

[fuuck]

HA. HA HA HEE HEE. YES. GREAT.
YES. PERFECT. YOU KNOW MY FEVERISH INCLINATIONS ALREADY.
WHAT BETTER PLACE TO HEAR YOUR TENDER SQUEALS THAN IN A CASTLE?
PERHAPS I WILL BE ABLE TO GET THEM FROM YOU IN PERSON. IT WILL BE ABSOLUTELY TITILLATING.

[cyan_maid]

It's not like you're terribly complex.
And I do hope you know that if you do come, I'm not going to stand for you being boorish in any form, and neither will my friends!

[fuuck]

AH, YES. YOUR FRIENDS.
I HEAR THAT THE ONLY OTHER FRIEND YOU EVEN HAVE IS THAT OTHER FILTHY BITCH.
TELL ME, CROCKER. HAVE YOU PRESSED YOUR PORCINE FACE AGAINST HER REPULSIVELY VIVACIOUS CURVES?
HAVE YOU DONE SO IN A DISGUSTINGLY ANIMALISTIC MANNER BEFITTING THE PRIMITIVE DEVELOPMENT OF YOUR KIND?

[cant_breathe_no_heir]

D --> You said something about Nepeta
D --> E%plain this 4th wall event at once.

[cyan_maid]

Oh, hello again! Certainly!
I don't quite understand it myself, but from what I know, it's an event where folks from outside of where we are can come in and see what life in the castle is like!
If their mundanes like it there, they are more than welcome to go through an application process, though I never imagined such a place would require applications.
And if they don't, there's no consequence, and everyone had a good time.

[cant_breathe_no_heir]

D --> Hmm
D --> That would be an e%cellent time for me to meet with Nepeta
D --> I will try my hardest to make it

[cyan_maid]

Wonderful!
I know she'll be pleased as punch to see you!

[timaeus_testified]

Sounds interesting.
Are there any restrictions on this event?
To clarify, I'm asking if I have to lose something when I enter the castle.

[cyan_maid]

Oh! Why hello there, Di-Stri!
I don't think you have to lose anything for the event per say, just if your Mundane decides to have you stay.
It's just something for fun, no pressure at all.
Were you considering it?

[timaeus_testified]

I am.
It would be nice to see you again.
Where I'm at, there's just Roxy and I from our group.
And we've missed the shit out of you.

[cyan_maid]

It'd be nice to see you again, too!
There was another you with us for a while, but he left us. It's sadly a thing that happens.
So it's just been Roxy and I where I am, and I could say the same!
Where are you, anyway? What's your place like?

[timaeus_testified]

I'm in Asgard, technically the city of the Norse Gods. It's not so bad between events and the war pushing forward.

Like any other city with the exception of our powers being nullified. We did get replacements. For example I can literally put people in ice.

[cyan_maid]

Oh! I have heard of Asgard!
Hoo hoo! Ice powers, huh? So you are literally a cool kid! :B

[timaeus_testified]

Yes I am.
I can literally make people chill the fuck out.
It's kind of nice.
Though there's been some talk about switching me over to fire.
Roxy is basically Aphrodite with her charm power.

[strangeandunusual]

You're ... pretty excited about this, aren't you?

[cyan_maid]

Oh absolutely!
I love to meet new people! Or seeing old ones, that's always nice!
And who knows? Some of them might stick around afterwards!

[strangeandunusual]

But so many of them don't. Why bother? Usually the only people who stay are the annoying ones.

[she isn't thinking of her stepmother or anything, nope]

[cyan_maid]

Why not bother?
It's a bit of fun in a place that is entirely too unpredictable.
Also, you never know. There might be someone not so annoying who chooses to stay.
Were you considering popping in for a visit?

[strangeandunusual]

My mun wants me to. I'm still not sure. But she said there are ghosts and vampires and demons, so I'm curious.... Are there, really? Or is she jerking my chain?

[cyan_maid]

Well, the ghosts I can personally vouch for. They are all over Paradisa!
As for vampires and demons? I don't think I've encountered any that I know of, but I wouldn't be surprised to find them!

[strangeandunusual]

All over? ... And people know they exist? Man, their case workers must be really unhappy about that. Barbara said Juno nearly disowned her and Adam....