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A shoutout for the upcoming 4th Wall Event

You're probably a bit early on the mark, Miss Mundane, but I do agree. The early bird does indeed get the worm!
Besides, August 18th will be knocking on our doors before we know it!
Everyone should know about this "4th Wall Event"! After all, it's a chance for everyone to see their friends again, isn't it?
Gosh, it would be nice for the boys to join Roxy and I, even if it's only for a week.
And who knows? Perhaps John will come back, or some of the more elusive trolls will join us.
It certainly would be the tops for Nepeta to have that one friend of hers around, at least!
And perhaps someone from your other muse's world will come too? For the little one? What's his name, Veneziano?
What an odd name for a little boy. Hmmm.

But I digress! Let's make sure the word is put out!

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WOW.
THAT SOUNDS. FUCKING STUPID.
ALMOST AS STUPID AS SOMEONE WHO WOULD EVEN WRITE ABOUT SUCH A THING.

Oh. It's you.
Sigh.
As much as I didn't expect to see you, I really should have.
What is it you want now?

I WANT MANY THINGS. I AM ALL ABOUT THE LONGING FOR MANY A THING, BOTH TANGIBLE AND INTANGIBLE.
I AM SURE YOU ARE AWARE OF THIS. UNLESS YOU ARE AS DENSE AS YOU ARE UGLY.

Then let me be more specific.
What is it exactly that you want from me?
You couldn't have bothered me if you didn't want something, whether that be some sort of interaction or just to call me porky again.

HA. HA HA HEE HEE. YES. GREAT.
YES. PERFECT. YOU KNOW MY FEVERISH INCLINATIONS ALREADY.
WHAT BETTER PLACE TO HEAR YOUR TENDER SQUEALS THAN IN A CASTLE?
PERHAPS I WILL BE ABLE TO GET THEM FROM YOU IN PERSON. IT WILL BE ABSOLUTELY TITILLATING.

Edited 2013-08-06 01:09 (UTC)

It's not like you're terribly complex.
And I do hope you know that if you do come, I'm not going to stand for you being boorish in any form, and neither will my friends!

AH, YES. YOUR FRIENDS.
I HEAR THAT THE ONLY OTHER FRIEND YOU EVEN HAVE IS THAT OTHER FILTHY BITCH.
TELL ME, CROCKER. HAVE YOU PRESSED YOUR PORCINE FACE AGAINST HER REPULSIVELY VIVACIOUS CURVES?
HAVE YOU DONE SO IN A DISGUSTINGLY ANIMALISTIC MANNER BEFITTING THE PRIMITIVE DEVELOPMENT OF YOUR KIND?

Edited 2013-08-06 01:35 (UTC)

...
Are you asking if I motorboated my best friend?
You really ARE disgusting, ugh!

NO. I AM NOT ASKING IF YOU TOOK YOUR FRIENDAFDGDGDH ONTO ANY SORT OF MOTORIZED FLOTATION DEVICE.
I AM ASKING IF YOU GRABBED HER WITH YOUR GRUBBY LITTLE FINGERS, TOOK A DEEP WHEEZING BREATH, AND PROCEEDED TO STUFF YOUR POUTY LIPS INTO THE CONFINES OF HER PILLOWY MAMMORY GLANDS.
PERHAPS YOU EVEN INHALED THEIR WAFTING SCENT. PERHAPS THEY EVEN STANK WITH THE ODOR OF WHORISH DELIGHT.

Edited 2013-08-06 01:52 (UTC)

That IS motorboating!! Even I know that!!!!
And NO.
I.
DID.
NOT!!!!

NOW YOU'RE TYPING LIKE ME, WHICH I FULLY UNDERSTAND IS HOW YOU SPELL OUT YOUR DEFENSIVE CRIES.
DON'T WORRY, I'LL KEEP YOUR DIRTY LITTLE SECRET. I'LL KEEP IT LOCKED WITHIN THE CONFINES OF MY COLD HOLLOWED OUT CHEST WHERE IT WILL FESTER, GRADUALLY EVOLVING INTO A CREATURE OF IMMENSE SATISFACTION.

How about you take your "secret" that's not actually a thing because it doesn't exist and shove it, buster!!!

I AM, IN FACT, SHOVING IT INSIDE ME, AS I HAVE STATED BEFORE, YOU VAPID BROAD.
PERHAPS YOU TOO SHOULD PARTAKE IN THE GRADUAL INSERTION OF A FOREIGN OBJECT DEEP INSIDE OF YOU.
I WILL BE CLOSELY MONITORING YOUR PROGRESS. IF YOU COULD OBLIGE IN REMOVING YOUR USUAL WHINING WHILE DOING SO, THAT WOULD BE IDEAL.
WAIT. NO. THE SHRILL CRIES OF DISDAIN MAKE IT ALL THE MORE BETTER.
MAYBE.
TRY BOTH.

Edited 2013-08-06 02:43 (UTC)

Now that I know has to be a bluff!
We're just talking through here! You can't actually see me like you apparently could with your dumb monitors!!!

I KNOW THAT I CAN SAY WITH ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY THAT YOU ARE LOOKING AS PATHETIC AS EVER.
YOUR LIVID RESPONSES TO MY CASUAL WORDS ONLY SERVE TO EXCITE ME FURTHER.

Edited (halp) 2013-08-06 02:53 (UTC)

Nope! Nuh-uh, you aren't going to get my goat this time!
There is so much security around that goat that it would take Strider levels of pomp just to describe it!