He makes a terrible demon... And the worst incubus.

[failcubus]

[And this would be one displeased demon finding himself in the realms of D_M. And, let's face it: He probably has all reasons to be a little miffed.]

You can not be serious. There is no way you can be serious.
You even said so yourself! Setting up this entire account has been a pointless waste of time. I am not going to-- [insert incoherent mumbling here]

Mundane. Just. Send me. Back!

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[failcubus]

[Oh, don't give him that look. He might feel teased.]

The price a mortal pays to be with one of my kind is usually their life and very soul.

[fatherofgods]

[He shall give you all the teasing look.]

Then how about I give you my life in exchange for your body and soul?

I knew I had something I forgot to tag back...

[failcubus]

You seem to misunderstand how this works, mortal.

Nice. At least you remembered?

[fatherofgods]

Oui?

[The king looks at him a bit puzzled.]

[failcubus]

My kind does not desire you humans. To us... You are little more than food. Would you pledge your soul to an apple?