He makes a terrible demon... And the worst incubus.

[failcubus]

[And this would be one displeased demon finding himself in the realms of D_M. And, let's face it: He probably has all reasons to be a little miffed.]

You can not be serious. There is no way you can be serious.
You even said so yourself! Setting up this entire account has been a pointless waste of time. I am not going to-- [insert incoherent mumbling here]

Mundane. Just. Send me. Back!