He makes a terrible demon... And the worst incubus.

[failcubus]

[And this would be one displeased demon finding himself in the realms of D_M. And, let's face it: He probably has all reasons to be a little miffed.]

You can not be serious. There is no way you can be serious.
You even said so yourself! Setting up this entire account has been a pointless waste of time. I am not going to-- [insert incoherent mumbling here]

Mundane. Just. Send me. Back!

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[diamondlily]

[Have a sweet pretentious Queen at your doorstep Incubus. She'll just wonder what all the fuss is about and smile sweetly at you.]

You seem very troubled.

[failcubus]

[Why, hello there, young lady. And while he really wants to vent and let off some steam all the demon actually does is... Huff and flap those wings of his in frustration.

Nope. Can't make you the target for his anger. And thus, he fidgets.]

W-well. I guess so.

[Have some awkward silence while some shackled-down instincts reach up to knock on the backdoor of his mind. Well, Mr. Incubus, this lady is what you should see as food, just so you know~

But, alas, he shall stomp those instincts back down again.]

Why are you here?

[Awkwardly polite demon is awkwardly polite. Just don't touch him~]

[diamondlily]

[The Queen smiles brightly for him as she walked closer to him.]

Well my mun was worried, and as a Queen, I have my duties to help comfort people. [Cause the king does nothing but creates a million bastard children.]

Will you be alright?

[failcubus]

[He takes a step back when she approaches. That's an endearing smile and you shouldn't be using it on him!]

...you're not my Queen. [muttering]

I... I will be alright. I just need to covince my mundane to let go of this foolish idea.

[diamondlily]

[But she thinks Incubus won't hurt the Queen of Diamonds. I mean, she's royalty.]

But I think you're very cute. He shouldn't let you go.

[failcubus]

[Demons make no difference between the social ranking of human beings. They're all just food. Humans make no difference where the cattle stands in it's herd's ranking either, do they?]

I am not supposed to exist in the first place. These mundanes create us on a whim, there are multiple things wrong with that alone.

[diamondlily]

[Unfortunately, a part of the King's ego brushed on her, 'I'm too good to eat'.

She just blinks at him and gives him another smile] Well I'm glad he created you!

[failcubus]

[Oh, it's not about eating in the traditional way. As an Incubus he rather feeds on your life energy and slowly drains your soul while... well. You know~

Anyhow, he sputters at that.]

Y-you are?!

[diamondlily]

[Knowing who plays the King, he'd love to have the Incubus over.

Still smiling.]

Ja. Why wouldn't I?

[failcubus]

[This Incubus might actually get creeped out by that king of yours.]

Because I am a demon...?

[Frown goes here.]

[diamondlily]

[He's mostly princely and charming on most days. Just not when he lacks sleep or when night falls with him completely drunk.]

I can see that. But in my Kingdom, we have a good friend who's also a demon. He's nice, and entertains me very well. He's King Francis' best friend.

[failcubus]

...a demon that is nice, you say?

[What a strange mental image. He clears his throat.]

Still. Just because you know one demon that acts friendly towards you doesn't mean you should blindly trust them all. Most tend to be dangerous and rather consider humans their toys or next meal.

[diamondlily]

Well maybe I'm too kind with words. But he certainly amuses me, and has never wronged me. [Only cause Gilbert loves the idea of collecting Queens so he can own all 4 kingdoms.]

He's nice, but I never said I trust him. I'll always have my bodyguards. And My cutlass shall forever be pointed towards any threats.

[failcubus]

A cutlass? What a strange item for a queen to have...

[He trails off, then tilts his head, watching her closely.]

I could very well be a threat to you as well.

[diamondlily]

I wanted an elegant rapier. But his majesty the King already carries one.

Oh I'm certain you can be. But you seem nice~!

[failcubus]

.......a weapon doesn't suit you.

[Blunt, but honest.]

[diamondlily]

[She laughs at that statement.]

Why do you say that?

[failcubus]

Because it's true.

[Totally serious.]

A Queen should not soil her hands by touching tools that are meant to draw blood and take lives.

[diamondlily]

Indeed.

[She nods pleasantly, but her face turns serious.] But when the safety of my people, family and kingdom are at risk, I will use even the beastly of weapons to make my enemies kneel.

[failcubus]

[He frowns at that response.]

There should be soldiers doing that job.

[diamondlily]

That's a habit left for the King. He is the most important and has to be well guarded.

I help draft our tactics, and I ride to war with my brother. I give our soldier strength by my presence, and I will not leave them.

I will tag this more when I wake up XD

[diamondking]

Why would you like him to send you back?

Have him send you to my kingdom instead!

[failcubus]

[Have an irritated flap of those wings.]

I don't think that is an option I would prefer.

[diamondking]

[He simply admires those wings. Such strong wings.]

You dare reject my offer?

[failcubus]

[He coughs briefly before responding.]

I do, indeed. You have no power over me.

[He will keep those wings to himself, thank you.]

[fatherofgods]

Non? What Kingdom do you belong to? How much money will it take for you to belong to moi?

[He'll want to touch it so bad.]

[failcubus]

[See that look he gives you? He's judging you. Yepp, he is.]

...I do not belong to any kingdom and there is no way for anyone to possess me.

[fatherofgods]

[See that look he gives him, he's actually turned on.]

I'm sure you have a price.

[failcubus]

[Oh, don't give him that look. He might feel teased.]

The price a mortal pays to be with one of my kind is usually their life and very soul.

[fatherofgods]

[He shall give you all the teasing look.]

Then how about I give you my life in exchange for your body and soul?

I knew I had something I forgot to tag back...

[failcubus]

You seem to misunderstand how this works, mortal.

Nice. At least you remembered?

[fatherofgods]

Oui?

[The king looks at him a bit puzzled.]

[failcubus]

My kind does not desire you humans. To us... You are little more than food. Would you pledge your soul to an apple?

[insidiouspurpose]

Oi, nobody likes a complainer. You're here now and that's that. Might as well give up on bein' left alone 'cause these humans never listen.

i saw what u did with ur icon keywordsssss...

[failcubus]

You don't think it is possible to talk them back to their senses? They only seem to see me as a joke anyway. An impulse decision...