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So the finale happened

..Look, look. It's ok now, alright? We won. We actually...did it.

And...and stop saying that. It wasn't all me. If it weren't for Mabel's grappling hook we'd both be goners. I kinda regret telling her it was worthless now..

...but I hope Stan gives me the journal back. I wish he'd believe me, but I guess it was kindof a long shot thinking he'd believe everything in the book is real. Maybe he'll get bored with it before too long and give it back.

[A pause, then a smirk.]

Don't look so surprised, by the way. ....Mabel was in trouble, I had to do something.

Besides. Gideon had it coming and you know it.

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Soooo... I GUESS you were right when you said that kid was serious business. Holy crap, dude.

But look at you, you kicked ASS, Dipster! [HATNOOGIE]

[He just snickers and lets him, before pulling back slightly.]

Yeah, he might be little but...he's no push-over.

Heh....well, you know....he had Mabel. I couldn't just let him get away.

[Don't believe that modesty for a second, Bartleby- even though he IS still a bit surprised at himself.]

Dude. DUDE. You made a giant freakin' robot punch its own lights out. That's a biiiiiiiiiiit more awesome than "I couldn't let him get away!" You should revel in it man, celebrate! I know your sis would want to!

....Ok yeah, that was pretty great, wasn't it? Not like anyone else will believe me if I tell them though.

I'm just glad everything's going to go back to normal now.

That's just the curse of being in on all the awesome crazy stuff in the world, Dip!

...Betcha ten bucks you only get a couple of days before weird things start happening again.

Heh...yeah I wouldn't be surprised. Apparently though we've got a long wait before anything else happens, so I'm thankful for that at least.

I would say 'what could happen that would be WORSE than what's already happened?', but....well I'd just be digging my own grave, then.

[And then FP met another human boy with short pants.]

Yeah, my mun won't stop squealing about it.

[It's high pitched and kind of annoying.]

That Gideon kid was kind of a butt. If he's been giving you so much trouble, why didn't you just light him on fire?

[...]

[Yeah, apparently short pants is a running thing with these kids. Maybe it helps them get around faster. ...or something.]

...Yours too? Geeze, guess it made more of an impact than I thought it would...

[Also hi fire person. Dipper is oddly not that surprised to see you, mostly because he's tired and not much surprises him anymore in this place.]

Hey hey, I want Gideon to get what's coming to him as much as the next guy, and I think he got more than his share.

[Along with a few punches of course.]

Besides, I'm not going to stoop to his level or anything. Even Gideon doesn't deserve that.

[Short pants = Secret Power is Awesome? ...Maybe.]

Yeah, and I thought my mun was already pretty excited about the fight I'm gonna pick with the Ice King on Monday. Now I'm kinda wondering if she won't spontaneously combust.

[Good point. FP's kinda like a big Will O' the Wisp. ...Only with a way higher chance of being burned.

She shrugs.]

Woulda solved a lot of problems a lot quicker. You could've at least shouted at him to do the Splitz.

[FP, shush Dipper was epic I can't-fjasdjsjakdlsks]

Oh yeah? My mun's pretty excited about that one, too.

[Come now, excited is really a gross understatement at this point.]

Maybe, but we're lucky nobody got killed at the rate things were going anyway.

She's just... [Screws her eyes up a little and raises her hands, waggling her fingers in an imitation.] ...Having a lot of feelz?

[She's not sure she understands it but it's what her mun said.]

Yeah, that actually did scare the bjork out of my mun. Falling off a cliff like that with a huge explosion?

Feels, yep. Same here.

[Sounds exactly like a way Mabel would put it, really.]

Yeah, mine too. Me too. We reeeally got lucky there.

"Okay, is it just me, or everyone out for world domination short?"

[~~Raz, Gideon is probably taller than you~~]

Who knows. Though I can't say for sure Gideon's out to conquer the world. ...He does want those journals for some reason, I know that much.

"Coach started out just making an army of death tanks, but he ended up being out to conquer the world. Whatever that Gideon guy wants, I'll bet it's nothing good. I think he could still use a little psychic investigating."

[And he pops the goggles on, with a smirk.]

"But hey! You sure showed him!"

[Dippers only a year old but man, does Henry wish he could do awesome stuff like that right now.]

I think it was pretty cool what you and your sister did. You had an adventure like the heroes in the books.

And you're right. That guy had it coming.

...Heh, I'm glad you think so. I just hope we won't have to do anything that heroic again for...a while.

[He could use a little break, to be honest.]

We're just lucky Gideon finally got uncovered for the fraud he is. Maybe he'll be out of our hair now for a while.

Well, good always wins so it's no surprise he got revealed.

And while you may have him out of your hair for awhile...I don't think it's possible for you to be out of his hair.

[Cause...it's so big.]

[Ok, ok. That was a good one. Dipper can't help but laugh.]

Hey, not bad. ...What's your name? I'm Dipper.

My name's Henry, but, how come your name's Dipper?

Ha, well...it's not my real name, actually. Dipper's just a nickname.

Really? How'd you get it? Did you slay a dragon somehow by dipping it in water?

[Look, he's honestly intrigued.]

[HAHA WELL UH.]

Uuuh...n...not exactly.

[He sighs. Might as well show him. With a weak shrug Dipper takes off his hat and pulls back his bangs so Henry can see the birthmark on his forehead.]

Everybody calls me Dipper thanks to this.

[And there's a blank stare. Nope. Henry's not one to laugh. Just kind of look inquisitively at it before he finally understands the meaning of it.]

Ooooh, like that constellation. That's pretty cool.

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[Dipper raises a brow, putting his hat back on his head. Wow, so much for worrying he'd be made fun of for it.]

Hah yeah....though getting it from slaying a dragon would have been a lot cooler.

[Good doesn't do stuff like that, so neither will Henry.]

You'd have probably gotten a different nickname if that was the case. I heard it's hard slaying them though. Except if you get them in between a cliff.

Is that so? Have you ever met a dragon before?

[Dipper wonders, since he seems to know a lot about how to slay one, at least.]

No. I've read about them, and I know my mom defeated one once.

Wait, your mom slayed a dragon?

Yup. She also broke an evil curse.

Wow. That's pretty impressive. You think she'd be able to fight evil gnomes, and zombies, or ghosts?

Of course! She can do pretty much anything! She did fight zombies once too. I think the gnomes and ghosts would be a first however.

[Well, color Dipper impressed. He wishes his mom could do that....but maybe Grunkle Stan counts in her place.]

That's pretty awesome, Henry! You must have a lot of fun having adventures back home.

Um, actually, I wasn't really there for her slaying the dragon or zombies...things kind of got in the way.

[But, man does he WISH he could go on awesome adventures.]

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Aw...well maybe you'll be there next time? Sounds like there aren't really any shortages in adventures for you.

From what's going on where I'm from, I can say I'm about to go on a really big adventure...just not with the people I'd like to be with.

I see....well things always seem to work out in the end. Good always wins and all that, right?

Yeah, that's exactly right.

I started to doubt that for a while, but it's....actually true. Sure there have been some close calls, but we always came through in the end.

I'm glad you didn't lose faith in it at least. I mean, sure, sometimes it looks like good will lose to evil, but in the end good can win. Evil might not play fair, but, good wins because people want to help.

[Dipper nods, putting his hands in his pockets.]

Generally that works, unless the evil guys have some tricks up their sleeves. Which...they usually do.

But, that's when you fight back and beat them. They usually slip up somehow.

Usually! More often than you'd think. They always forget something.

[Such as was the case with Gideon's hidden cameras. Though it's not like he would have known Stan would have found it out in the first place.]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Like his evil mom forgetting that he goes to visit his real mother and got poisoned by her evil turnover.]

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So the finale happened

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That finale I can't even wow

I CAN'T EVEN EITHER

I JUST...GGGFHFFKSSSK

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How about a real child psychic?

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and you've led me to the land of ooo and I now I contemplate this game.

eeehee yesgood

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