When a mun waffles between characters

[sixthings]

Look, you've got to make a decision eventually. I realize I'm easily the most desirable of choices for your 'main game', but I think you've got things backwards. How about, and this is just an idea, you send me to the sex game and you send Varric to the game with the big, bloody war. I happen to be very good at sex and while I do think the idea of Varric with his trousers down is hilarious, I'd just as soon let him go fight somebody else's war. He'll make a grand story of it, I'm sure.

Honestly, why couldn't you have just been happy with Carver? He'd look fabulous with tiny, pink wings.

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[greenjacketed]

Take the wings, miss. I know it don't sound likely, but it's far less confounding there.

[sixthings]

Isn't it more confounding that you seem to know about both?

[greenjacketed]

[ vaguely: ] ...I get around.

[sixthings]

[She looks him up and down. Mmhm.]

Oh, I bet you do.

[greenjacketed]

[ there's a flicker in his expression which suggests he welcomes the implied sentiment, but does not quite allow himself to respond to it more directly. after all, who the bloody hell knows who it is he's speaking to? ]

The winged life is an easier one, I've found. But the other...? [ a slight shrug. it's not terrible. but it is annoying to be poor again. ]

Because this can only be hilarious xD

[preacher_man]

Wings aren't as obtrusive as you might thing. I've ended up with a couple sets myself. They generally stay out of the way.

[He's not going to comment on the war or sex games.]

[sixthings]

More than one set is too many. Sure, they might look fancy, but I'd hate to have to invest in all new wardrobe just to accommodate them.

[preacher_man]

Well it wasn't at the same time or the same sort of wings. It's a bit of a long story.

As for the wardrobe it isn't too hard to make a couple slits in a shirt I imagine. In both cases I had wings I was in a position where I couldn't get back to my home so I made do with clothes I could get.

What I'm glad I didn't grow was a tail. That sort of appendage seemed more cumbersome and hard to manage. I imagine I would of knocked over tables.

[Isabela might notice that despite him looking straight at her his eyes more or less suggested he couldn't see. They were completely white.]

[sixthings]

[She usually has the opposite problem, wherein men rarely look her in the eyes, whether it's a typical male gaze or the ever-so-adorable 'look at anything but her' tactic. It feels like something of a waste if he's blind.]

Well, that's the first time I've heard a man who admitted to not wanting to get some tail. [A pause.] Well, not the first. There was that Eunuch from Orlais.

[preacher_man]

[Well that got a bit of a blush out of him along with an awkward chuckle. He was an easy target though really.]

In that context it's not really something I thought much about. Due to both my occupation and the interest people have in me.

Not many people think to flirt with a preacher they believe to be blind.

[relictusdeus]

[Along comes a devilish fellow with a lilting purr.]

There is room enough for carnal pleasures, my dear, even in a game of bloody battles.

[sixthings]

I figured there would be, in between said bloody battles. It's just during them is where it gets complicated.

[relictusdeus]

With everyone distracted by nearly everyone else, I believe one could find a quieter place and indulge in a quick fuck if one were inclined.

[He giggles low in his throat. The risky idea, actually, makes it seem more entertaining than stupid.]

'twould make things rather interesting to try, I suppose.

[sixthings]

And then when you get attacked, you're allowed the ever-so-hilarious mismatch of clothes as you try to defend your lives with some basic shreds of dignity. I do love to see a man in a corset.

[relictusdeus]

Do you, now~?

[but he used to wear a metal corset-y thing]

Ah, but first... a man must be caught.

[proelior]

Varric? Playing sex games? I'm not so sure Bianca would allow that.

[ She snorts, though. ]

My brother would look ridiculous with pink wings. He'd need a nice, sky blue colour.

[sixthings]

A very downy blue. It would be very adorable.

[proelior]

Only if they were quite small and embarrassed him. What would be the fun otherwise?

[sixthings]

Oh, they're very small. He'd be absolutely infuriated with them.

[proelior]

Fantastic. Where do I sign him up?

[dismal_magi]

I'm quite certain my second cousin Carver would abhor the idea of having tiny, pink wings.

But perhaps that is the point...

[sixthings]

Oh, certainly. He's much more fun when he's being uselessly angry about things.

[dismal_magi]

Is that how he is? I'm afraid I've only heard stories.

[sixthings]

Not from Varric, I hope.

[spellmight]

I don't know, wings might look quite fetching on you, pirate.