When a mun waffles between characters

[sixthings]

Look, you've got to make a decision eventually. I realize I'm easily the most desirable of choices for your 'main game', but I think you've got things backwards. How about, and this is just an idea, you send me to the sex game and you send Varric to the game with the big, bloody war. I happen to be very good at sex and while I do think the idea of Varric with his trousers down is hilarious, I'd just as soon let him go fight somebody else's war. He'll make a grand story of it, I'm sure.

Honestly, why couldn't you have just been happy with Carver? He'd look fabulous with tiny, pink wings.

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[sixthings]

Oh, don't react like that. I'm the fun sort of pirate. I only kill people when I don't like them. Or if they don't like me.

[greenjacketed]

I serve King and country, ma'am. The fun of piracy ain't nothing I can condone.

[ killing? killing he doesn't mind. nor even stealing. but he has a job to do, same as any other, and occasionally that job involves bringing the lawless to justice.

but in this matter his bark is worse than his bite. ]

[sixthings]

Well it's a good thing I wasn't asking you to condone it, isn't it?

[greenjacketed]

In which case, I see it only fitting that I warn you there is a naval presence in Luceti.

[ a piratical presence too, but he keeps that to himself. ]

[sixthings]

Oh, aren't you a tease. Piracy is no fun if there's no one around to disapprove of it.

[greenjacketed]

Just bein' factual, ma'am. Ain't trying to do anything.

[ ok. maybe he is trying to tease just a little. ]

[sixthings]

Oh, it's a shame if a man doesn't even bother to try.

[greenjacketed]

I'm just a humble soldier. What business is it of mine to antagonize bewitching pirate women?

[sixthings]

And yet, in a bar and with a few drinks, you'd manage to find it to be your business eventually. Most men do.

[greenjacketed]

Foolish men, mayhaps.

[sixthings]

Foolish. Desperate. Drunken. All sorts, really.

[greenjacketed]

We ain't all like that.

[sixthings]

Not you, of course. I'm sure you're much better than that.

[greenjacketed]

[ dry laughter. ]

Not much. But a smidgen or two? Aye.

[sixthings]

A smidgen makes all the difference, doesn't it?