have a very little gilderoy lockhart

[gildylocks]

Dearest Mun,

Do you think all those people out there will understand that I'm meant to be famous due to how handsome, fashionable and talented I am? I do hope they won't tease me, like they do at school...

Perhaps they'll even ask for my autograph and take my picture? Oh, that'll be just marvelous!

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[rebel_loyalist]

You are indeed fashionable, but what is that next to one's inner strength? Tell me, young one, what is it you most excel at? What are these talents you are so proud of?

[gildylocks]

[ Flattery always makes Gilderoy smile and he makes sure to thank her properly for her kind words, like his mummy taught him to. ] Thank you, ma'am! Your dress is very beautiful as well.

[ He does feel very fashionable in his emerald green and silver robes. They're so much nicer than his drab school uniform, aren't they? ]

I excel at nearly everything, ma'am. I received twenty-six Valentine's Day cards last Valentine's Day!

[rebel_loyalist]

Valentine's Day? I confess I've not heard of this event. I presume it's a holiday in your world?

[gildylocks]

Why yes! It's a wonderful day, full of cards and chocolate and hearts.

[rebel_loyalist]

That sounds really quite lovely.

At any rate, I do not believe I have introduced myself. I am Senator Mon Mothma of Chandrila. And what may I call you?

[gildylocks]

[ A senator? Gosh, that sounds awfully important! ] It is wonderful, ma'am.

I am Gilderoy Lockhart! [ Just... Gilderoy Lockhart. If only he had an accomplishment to add to that. ] Some girls from Hufflepuff say I'm the prettiest boy in the entire school.

[rebel_loyalist]

Ah, that is quite an honor, I'm sure. What school might that be?

So sorry I'm late! D: Was too busy with IRL

[gildylocks]

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, ma'am!

NP!

[rebel_loyalist]

Ah, so you're a wizard! Your culture is very different from mine, it would seem, or indeed my mundane's. While witchcraft is not unheard of in the galaxy I am from, I am unable to comment to the matter of its substance: whether it is truly magic as its practitioners claim, or merely folklore.

<3

[gildylocks]

I...I'm still learning. [ Gilderoy reluctantly admits, though her words go in one ear and out the other one. He smiles at her. ]

You're pretty! Would you like a chocolate frog, ma'am?