have a very little gilderoy lockhart

[gildylocks]

Dearest Mun,

Do you think all those people out there will understand that I'm meant to be famous due to how handsome, fashionable and talented I am? I do hope they won't tease me, like they do at school...

Perhaps they'll even ask for my autograph and take my picture? Oh, that'll be just marvelous!

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[rebel_loyalist]

Valentine's Day? I confess I've not heard of this event. I presume it's a holiday in your world?

[gildylocks]

Why yes! It's a wonderful day, full of cards and chocolate and hearts.

[rebel_loyalist]

That sounds really quite lovely.

At any rate, I do not believe I have introduced myself. I am Senator Mon Mothma of Chandrila. And what may I call you?

[gildylocks]

[ A senator? Gosh, that sounds awfully important! ] It is wonderful, ma'am.

I am Gilderoy Lockhart! [ Just... Gilderoy Lockhart. If only he had an accomplishment to add to that. ] Some girls from Hufflepuff say I'm the prettiest boy in the entire school.

[rebel_loyalist]

Ah, that is quite an honor, I'm sure. What school might that be?

So sorry I'm late! D: Was too busy with IRL

[gildylocks]

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, ma'am!

NP!

[rebel_loyalist]

Ah, so you're a wizard! Your culture is very different from mine, it would seem, or indeed my mundane's. While witchcraft is not unheard of in the galaxy I am from, I am unable to comment to the matter of its substance: whether it is truly magic as its practitioners claim, or merely folklore.

<3

[gildylocks]

I...I'm still learning. [ Gilderoy reluctantly admits, though her words go in one ear and out the other one. He smiles at her. ]

You're pretty! Would you like a chocolate frog, ma'am?