still homeless. still considering.

[deviantlyhates]

You have, let's see.... [ She paces back and forth, hands behind her back. Lookit how professional she seems. ] ah, three different games up for consideration, and you still have not reserved me anywhere.

[ Stop. Turn. Hands on her hips. A grin. ] That's actually a good thing! [ Nods. ] It's only fair to those who are more decisive! [ Nods again. ] Or those who have more initiative!

I am perfectly fine [ annoying ] interacting with those in memes in the meantime. Besides, if there aren't any Titans in those games, why bother?

Comments

[springcleaning]

And I'm not fucking lonely. Are you stupid?

[deviantlyhates]

You're lonely.

[springcleaning]

You're stupid.

[They're five. Actually five. Five years old.]

[deviantlyhates]

[ They need an adult. ]

You're lonely and you want others there you can order around to clean things. [ Nodnod. ]



I'm not stupid. [ 11 in Wisdom stats, HEY-OH! ]

[springcleaning]

I can tell anyone I want over there to do shit.

I don't want you all here, if it means you have to fucking die. That's all.

1/3

[deviantlyhates]

Mm. It's better that we're not there, over all.

I can read your mind, though.

[deviantlyhates]

[ Ahem. ]

[deviantlyhates]

[ Cue best Levi imitation voice: ] 'I don't want Hange there, anyway.'

1/?

[springcleaning]

2/3

[springcleaning]

3/3

[springcleaning]

I give it a four out of ten.

[deviantlyhates]

[ Only four--- ] Ah, I should have furrowed my eyebrows more!

[springcleaning]

My voice isn't as whiny either.

[deviantlyhates]

[ .... ]


Yes, it is.

[springcleaning]

It's not.

[deviantlyhates]

Ah-ah. You whine about things being dirty so often!

[springcleaning]

I do not whine. My voice isn't that high.

[deviantlyhates]

It's the principle of the matter. Not the tone.

[springcleaning]

It was still a piss poor imitation.

[deviantlyhates]

If it was so bad, then why has it gotten you so irritated?

[springcleaning]

I hate it when people fucking mock me, asshole.

[deviantlyhates]

You should try to be less serious.

[springcleaning]

You should try to be less terrible at jokes.

[deviantlyhates]

The only people I care about wanting them to laugh at my jokes are the Titans...!

[springcleaning]

Titans can't understand jokes, stupid.