still homeless. still considering.

[deviantlyhates]

You have, let's see.... [ She paces back and forth, hands behind her back. Lookit how professional she seems. ] ah, three different games up for consideration, and you still have not reserved me anywhere.

[ Stop. Turn. Hands on her hips. A grin. ] That's actually a good thing! [ Nods. ] It's only fair to those who are more decisive! [ Nods again. ] Or those who have more initiative!

I am perfectly fine [ annoying ] interacting with those in memes in the meantime. Besides, if there aren't any Titans in those games, why bother?

Comments

[springcleaning]

Really?

[deviantlyhates]

Er-- [ What's with that look, though. ]

[deviantlyhates]

Yes. [ * ]




[ *Conditions probably apply. ]

[springcleaning]

I don't fucking believe you.

[deviantlyhates]

Jealous?

[springcleaning]

Are you seriously implying that I'm fucking jealous of that useless Titan brat?

[deviantlyhates]

Well... yes. To name the reasons why you should be:

He's more sociable than you. He's less grumpy than you. He's more polite. And-- and he can change into a Titan.

1/2

[springcleaning]

Don't tell me about your fetishes.

[springcleaning]

I can't believe you'd pick a brat over someone you've known as long as me.

Truly wounded.

[deviantlyhates]

That's not all, though... [ She beings pacing, continuing in a matter-of-fact tone. ] Ever since he showed up, all of our focus has been directed towards him and accommodating him. New tactics, new training measures, new liabilities to account for. Ah-ha, it's all there! The Commander now focuses on him a lot more than anything else, as you can imagine why. And all of my experiments now use him as a pillar. Any other discussion eventually turns towards him.

[ Stops. Turns. Looks right at him, her grin widening. ]

You must really hate it, huh? Aah, I wouldn't be surprised if the reason you volunteered personally to look after him was so that you could act on one little mistake he makes and... [ she draws a line across her throat.

And with that she finishes her little rant, which shouldn't be taken in all seriousness. ]

[springcleaning]

[Do you see his face? His usual stank faces don't even compare to the one he's giving Zoe.]

I'd love to chop the little fucker's head right off, but even I'm not fucking stupid enough to say he's not important.

[deviantlyhates]

[ Yep, she sees that expression and it only serves to her as evidence that what she's said had hit right on target. ] I wonder if it has ever occurred to you that he might be even more important to our cause?

And that's what I'm saying. For his usefulness, he might be picked over you. By me... or even by the Commander.

[springcleaning]

He's just a brat. Beyond his usefulness, he's fucking annoying.

[ZOE STOP MAKING HIM FEEL THINGS.]

[deviantlyhates]

[ NOPE she'll continue until she's done. Or she gets punched in the face. ] I thinkYou don't realize that you're the only one who sees him as a brat.

[springcleaning]

I think you need your fucking eyes checked.

[A pause.]

Again.

[deviantlyhates]

[ Dismissively, ] Denying that I'm right about you won't do you any good.

[springcleaning]

And you won't look so smug without any of your fucking teeth.

[deviantlyhates]

There is nothing wrong with admitting you're lonely or jealous once in a while.

[springcleaning]

I'm really really not, though.

[deviantlyhates]

Uh-huh-- that explains why you were so defensive when I said I'd choose Eren over you.

[springcleaning]

You're mistaking defensive for disbelief in how stupid you are.

[deviantlyhates]

Now you're just reaching.

[springcleaning]

Now what are you getting at?

[deviantlyhates]

I already said my piece and the reasons why. [ Again she pushes up her glasses. ] You're just denying it without any contrasting evidence.

Which means... I'm going to believe you're lonely, frustrated, and feeling more useless than not until you do so.