still homeless. still considering.

[deviantlyhates]

You have, let's see.... [ She paces back and forth, hands behind her back. Lookit how professional she seems. ] ah, three different games up for consideration, and you still have not reserved me anywhere.

[ Stop. Turn. Hands on her hips. A grin. ] That's actually a good thing! [ Nods. ] It's only fair to those who are more decisive! [ Nods again. ] Or those who have more initiative!

I am perfectly fine [ annoying ] interacting with those in memes in the meantime. Besides, if there aren't any Titans in those games, why bother?

Comments

[kampfer]

Wouldn't you want to see what the world is like though?

[deviantlyhates]

The other worlds? Of course!

[deviantlyhates]

But in all of these games, there aren't any Titans there. Or many Titan-Shifters, either...

[deviantlyhates]

Like... you...

[youngcolossus]

...you want to be around titans?

[deviantlyhates]

Yes.

[ Hi Bert. Intense look at youuuuuuu. ]

[youngcolossus]

[SWEATING INTENSIFIES. He didn't ask for this. He wasn't expecting this.]

You're braver than I am.

[deviantlyhates]

Heeeeh, that's pretty funny coming from someone like you.

[erenskeeper]

[oh. It's you.]

I doubt any of them have Titans.

[deviantlyhates]

And that's the entire problem with going to any of these games...!

[erenskeeper]

Unless you bring them with you. [the Titan-shifters, that is. Minus Eren, of course. Feel free to experiment on the other peeps.]

[deviantlyhates]

Is that even possible--?!

[honestguy]

[ This is no way to talk to your superior, Jean. ]

Yeah, uh, sorry. No titans here. I'd like to keep it that way, too.

[ Mun is considering apping Annie though...... and we.... love you.... and want you.... come to us.... look at all our shingeki reserves...... you're an inspiration....... ]

[ okay I'll stop being creepy and just say that all us shingeki muns got really excited when we saw your reserve!! ]

[deviantlyhates]

[ Yes bring Annie.... no bias here, totally!! ]

[ Also. Frown. ] You're clearly not seeing the deficits of not having Titans around.

[honestguy]

Waking up in the morning without thinking "Am I gonna die today?" is really great, you should try it. Uh, ma'am.

[deviantlyhates]

Why would I ever think that when I absolutely have the best job ever?

[springcleaning]

There's not many of us over at my game, but that giant Titan brat just showed up...

Makes me fucking sick.

[deviantlyhates]

Aaa, my mun was looking at that one-- but it seems she's not interested. [ Sorry. ] If only, though! I could have been there with him! [ Man oh man meeting the colossal Titan in-game would have been great! ]

[springcleaning]

I don't really care, this bitch is just fishing for castmates, or whatever.

You're better off staying alive anyway.

[deviantlyhates]

Of course! If I die, how can I actively research all of the Titans I want? Or wait for them to fall asleep, or comb their hair for them...

[deviantlyhates]

[ ... ]

[deviantlyhates]

You're not lonely over there, are you?

[lionheardted]

You should be careful what you wish for.

[deviantlyhates]

I know exactly what I'm wishing for. [ She's looking at YOU, Annie! ]

[lionheardted]

You're crazy enough to mean that, aren't you? [ Man Hange, she's technically never met you but I'm sure your reputation precedes you. ]

Blowing my cover won't win you any favors.