Mun thinks castmates for gargleblasted's upcoming 4th wall would be neat. Zim doesn't.

[madethefiresbetter]

What do you think you're doing, typing-slave!? Get your filthy meatdigits away from that keyboard! What makes you think I want that DIB-filth or TAK or anyone else barging in here and ruining my plans for ship-wide conquest!? I mean... not that anyone could actually stop me, of course! I just don't want to have to take time out of my horrendously busy schedule to brutally destroy them!

...Though I suppose you raise a good point, mun-beast. If the Tallest were to show up, they could witness my AMAZING EVIL first hand! And I guess I wouldn't destroy GIR.

Or Skoodge.

...No promises, though.

NOW, begone with you! I have a universe to enslave!

Comments

Angry psychotic alien time!

[fairy8itch]

_{[Ignore the fact that this Vriska is older than the Vriska in said game, and also the fact that she looks completely amused by your shouting, Zim.]}

Wow. I didn't know that the nerd8oy in the mun's green room was so right a8out you. Points to him, I guess.

ALIENS YES

[madethefiresbetter]

Green room? What nerdboy, what did he say?

[fairy8itch]

You know, the place where characters are when we're not in play. A staging area. Ugh. Why am I explaining this to you?
Yes, a nerd8oy. He won't shut up and stop poking me and asking me questions. Like I'd even want to take over Earth. The place is a 8unch of 8ullshit. He kept going on and on a8out you. How a shouty little green alien 8asically ruined his chances of ever having a normal life, and how he had to practically give up paranormal investigation to keep an eye on some little idiotic, pathetic excuse for an invader.

Do you know how much you've given aliens a 8ad name? If THAT'S the kind of reception I get, I'm GLAD you're not around.

[madethefiresbetter]

That sounds like the Dib! The Dib-beast is full of FILTHY LIES!! I am the greatest invader IN THE HISTORY OF INVADERS, and that filthy, pitiful human can't stop me!

[fairy8itch]

So if you're so great, why haven't you overpowered him and come away victorious yet?

[hforhologram]

Ah... [holding up a finger to get a moment for a question] ...when you say enslave the universe, what exactly does that entail?

[madethefiresbetter]

I haven't decided yet. I'll probably force them to build super weapons and use them to crush those who dare oppose me.

[hforhologram]

[skeptical look]

...aren't you a little bit...small for that?

[Small aliens taking over the universe? Nah.]

[madethefiresbetter]

INSOLENT FOOL!! It doesn't matter how big I am! It only matters how big the explosions I cause are!! I assure you, those explosions are huge!

[hforhologram]

[narrow eyes, pointing] Now look here, green midget...thing. Explosions in space are forbidden according to Space Corp Directive 563 stroke J.

[thecutetransfer]

[Laughing at his rambles so hard!] Hahahahah! You're funny!

[madethefiresbetter]

SILENCE!! I'm not here to entertain you, you filthy HUMAN!!

[thecutetransfer]

Then maybe you just accidentally stumbled upon a future career choice! Y'know, if that whole invasion thing doesn't work out for you?

[madethefiresbetter]

I do have experience in other fields.

BUT THE INVASION THING WILL WORK OUT!

[thecutetransfer]

What other fields?

And if all your people are like you, then I seriously doubt that.

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

Man, you should try and get some motherfuckin' chill all up in your pan 'fore you give yourself a stroke or some shit. You ever considered goin' for psych treatment? They got some real good mellowin' shit around.

_{[And some straightjackets, but he's not gonna bring that up just yet.]}

[madethefiresbetter]

...I didn't understand half of what you just said.

Is it bad that I'm cackling like a loon at that?

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

ABSOLUTELY NOT

[madethefiresbetter]

Just...imagine for a moment, Gamzee giving Zim some of his antipsychotics.

[cookinglikeamotherfucker]

[[Would confuse the fuck out of the local Dibs.]]

Seriously bro, you need to find a motherfuckin' happy place. You're gonna all up and pop and I'm pretty motherfuckin' sure nobody wants to clean up a popped lil' motherfuckin' green bro.

[igottagopig]

O-ohhh...

You wouldn't really destroy me, would you, master?

[madethefiresbetter]

GIR!

Why, of course not, I have bigger plans for you. Most of them involve you hiding bombs in your head, but it might not destroy you.

[igottagopig]

Aww but I like to esplode! [Yes, he's using esplode instead of explode.]

Waffle?

[madethefiresbetter]

[And we expect nothing less form GIR]

No, GIR. No exploding until I say so!

[Also glares at that WAFFLE] And keep those filthy things away from me! I never want to see another waffle for as long as I live.

[He is very serious about this waffle thing.]

[igottagopig]

C'mooooon! Just one!

[GIR trusts it up in his face. Take it, ZIM. Take it or suffer.]