Mun thinks castmates for gargleblasted's upcoming 4th wall would be neat. Zim doesn't.

[madethefiresbetter]

What do you think you're doing, typing-slave!? Get your filthy meatdigits away from that keyboard! What makes you think I want that DIB-filth or TAK or anyone else barging in here and ruining my plans for ship-wide conquest!? I mean... not that anyone could actually stop me, of course! I just don't want to have to take time out of my horrendously busy schedule to brutally destroy them!

...Though I suppose you raise a good point, mun-beast. If the Tallest were to show up, they could witness my AMAZING EVIL first hand! And I guess I wouldn't destroy GIR.

Or Skoodge.

...No promises, though.

NOW, begone with you! I have a universe to enslave!

Comments

Angry psychotic alien time!

[fairy8itch]

_{[Ignore the fact that this Vriska is older than the Vriska in said game, and also the fact that she looks completely amused by your shouting, Zim.]}

Wow. I didn't know that the nerd8oy in the mun's green room was so right a8out you. Points to him, I guess.

ALIENS YES

[madethefiresbetter]

Green room? What nerdboy, what did he say?

[fairy8itch]

You know, the place where characters are when we're not in play. A staging area. Ugh. Why am I explaining this to you?
Yes, a nerd8oy. He won't shut up and stop poking me and asking me questions. Like I'd even want to take over Earth. The place is a 8unch of 8ullshit. He kept going on and on a8out you. How a shouty little green alien 8asically ruined his chances of ever having a normal life, and how he had to practically give up paranormal investigation to keep an eye on some little idiotic, pathetic excuse for an invader.

Do you know how much you've given aliens a 8ad name? If THAT'S the kind of reception I get, I'm GLAD you're not around.

[madethefiresbetter]

That sounds like the Dib! The Dib-beast is full of FILTHY LIES!! I am the greatest invader IN THE HISTORY OF INVADERS, and that filthy, pitiful human can't stop me!

[fairy8itch]

So if you're so great, why haven't you overpowered him and come away victorious yet?

[madethefiresbetter]

Eh, BECAUSE... uh. I'm. TESTING him! YES! I'm running HORRIBLE tests on him so that I can find the human's weaknesses and destroy them all in one shot!

[fairy8itch]

I've found that removing their spines seems to slow them down.
8ut that's just me.

Listen, Half-pint mcShouts-too-much, as much as I have come to loathe this Di8-kid and his constant 8arrage of questions, his assessment of you seems pretty par-for-course. And as much as I truly couldn't give a shit a8out your stupid Earth, and the chumps on it, I entirely fucking dou8t you're ever going to succeed.

There's this saying 8y Troll Shakespeare, 'pride cometh 8efore the fall', and you're 8asically the em8odiment of it.

[madethefiresbetter]

Keep your horrible opinions to yourself, horn-beast! I know perfectly well what I'm capable of, and so do the Tallest! Why else would they have assigned me to a secret mission on an unknown planet millions of light years away!? The Earth and everything on it is doomed!!

[fairy8itch]

8etter a horn-8east than a pesky little space-roach!
Gosh, I just don't know, little guy! May8e they just wanted to get rid of you! I'm sure if I had to 8e in command of a simple, useless, short, inarticulate little prick like you, I'd just send him off on pointless side-quests and...

Hey. This is sounding familiar.

[madethefiresbetter]

ZIM is no ROACH!

And that's not what happened at all, YOU KNOW NOTHING!!

[fairy8itch]

Mmm, I suppose I'm 8eing disingenuous. Tavros is at least competent.

May8e I don't, Tiny, 8ut I know one thing for certain.
You ARE easy to rile up.

[madethefiresbetter]

ZIM IS NOT RILED UP!

[said the little asshole that was COMPLETELY riled up.]

[fairy8itch]

Yes you are.

[madethefiresbetter]

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!! DID THE DIB TELL YOU THAT!? HE VOMITS LIES!

[fairy8itch]

So this is you at your very calmest?
Your zen-mode?
8ecause I've got to say, it's very, very unzen.

[madethefiresbetter]

Zim has no time for relaxation! I'm far too busy plotting horrible things!

[fairy8itch]

Ah yes, plotting. Irons in the fire as it were.
You know, half of the jo8 is to actually SUCCEED in those plots you're plotting?

That is, unless you use plotting as an excuse to stall.

[madethefiresbetter]

It's not stalling! I've unleashed plenty of horrible things on the humans!

[fairy8itch]

Aaaaaaaand you still haven't succeeded in destroying them, or claiming Earth.
Pathetic.

[madethefiresbetter]

SILENCE!!! Conquering a planet takes time!

[fairy8itch]

I did it and 8ecame a living god, AND did all the pointless side-quests in under a year! And I was only 6 sweeps old!
How long has it taken YOU?

[madethefiresbetter]

How long is a sweep?

And I'm still working on it!

[fairy8itch]

Roughly two Earth years. From what the 8abbling 8ighead has said, you're WELL over that age and you've had far longer!
You should 8e done 8y now!
What's taking you?

[madethefiresbetter]

Have you seen Earth's bees?! THEY'RE HORRIBLE!

[fairy8itch]

Oh my gog, get a grip. Earth 8ees are tame as hell compared to the 8ees of Alternia.
You wouldn't even last a sweep on Alternia, we would have eaten you alive.
Well. If a cra8strosity didn't get you first. Hell, even a mere fidusucker would overtake you.