Just Great

[panicandfreeze]

So, not that I'm not thrilled to be just pulled out of my life once again to go save someone or something or whatever I'm doing in this game you stuck me in. But really, why can't people just ask for help anymore? And did I have to be kidnapped naked? Sure, you gave me one pair of clothes. One. What happens if demon blood gets on them? You know how hard that stuff is to get out sometimes.

And you couldn't have taken me from a time when my powers were under control? I'm liable to blow something up just as easily as freeze them. What if a squirrel startles me and I blow it up! Squirrel guts. Just like that. And before you get any ideas about dinosaurs, just don't. Don't.

One last thing. If I could stop screaming for Leo every ten seconds that be fabulous too.

--Piper 

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[panicandfreeze]

Yeaaah, screw you too. Only not literally. Cause that would be gross.

[lol Piper is just as much of an asshat sometimes!]

So where are you stuck at? I bet you don't have hungry dinosaurs coming after you.

[demontobeloved]

At the moment? My mun's mind.

He's trying to get me back into paradisa, but I think I'm proving a bit too difficult to get back into the swing of things.

Plus, Phoebe's there. It'll just make things... awkward.

[panicandfreeze]

Ahh, lucky you. Well, I hope you stay in your mun's mind, far, far far away from Phoebe. That awkward silence between the two of you will be the least of your problems.

My mun has me over at outer_divide

[demontobeloved]

In case you forgot, Piper, I saved your life once. [More than once.] Besides, I'd never hurt Phoebe. You know that.

[panicandfreeze]

Yeah, what do you want, thanks? Listen Cole, it's not that I don't believe that you genuinely want to be good. It's that I know better. And hurting Phoebe is in the eye of the beholder.