dear_mun | Potentially going to adventuresofooo

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Potentially going to adventuresofooo

....wait wait wait, hold on.

You...you can't be serious. You're not serious, right? You mean to tell me you're going to send me to a world probably ten times more dangerous than anything Gravity Falls has to offer...and that Bill is actually going to be there too?

Because see, in my opinion, that's not a very funny joke. Actually, can we just stay away from the dark humor altogether?...because I don't like it.

No, I- I'm serious. You know I don't even think you're listening to me.

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[That only gets an agitated huff from the kid.]

Well that's just great. The one time I have someone I know somewhere, and it's one of the last people I'd want to see.

[Er, things.]

And you can't ignore him...why?

He's uh....not exactly someone you can ignore. It's hard to explain, but he's one of those....characters that....won't go away.

[..does that make any sense?]

..He caused some real trouble for me and my family back home, let's just leave it at that.

[Dipper, she's a giant robot. Of course it makes a lot of sense.]

Huh.

[She has to think about this. No offense, but Dipper doesn't look like the kind who'd carry around a weapon. Sad, really.]

You'll need allies. Lots of 'em. Try to collect ones that look like they have a good time blowing things up.

[You know, that aren't you.]

[Dipper, fighting? That's funny.]

Allies, huh?...well I guess it's worth a shot, but I don't think that will help much. The guy I'm talking about can't be stopped by...well, anything hardly.

[I know! Look at those arms.]

Anyone can be stopped one way or another, kid. You just need to find out how. Maybe get some smart allies, too. More heads you have working on it, faster you'll get an answer.

[They're so noodly it's laughable, but you didn't hear it from me.]

No you...you don't understand. This guy is...I dunno, a demon or something. He can get into your dreams and mess with your head. I know there's a way to fight back if you're in a dreamscape with him, but....otherwise, there's nothing that I know of to do.

He's....powerful. And dangerous.

...

[Dipper please]

[W-what?

He's having major issues with this Bill guy right now, you don't even know.]

[Don't you make that face at her.]

One, never tell me I don't understand.

Two, I've seen some pretty powerful things get taken down, things like gods of destruction and scrap like that. The kind of scrap you only hear about in legends.

[That was a fun day.]

If they can get snuffed, so can a demon. Everyone has a weakness, you just need to find it.

Well I can't say I won't get killed in the process OF finding a way, but nobody will be able to say I didn't try, right?

[Don't be sarcastic, Dipper, it doesn't look good on you.]

[Are you always this pessimistic?]

You need to start giving yourself more credit, I've seen kids do some pretty amazing things. Besides, you met this Bill before, right? You'd have to if you're talking about him.

You still look alive to me.

[Always.]

..Well yeah, but...he pretty much let us all off the hook. He could have done us some real damage I'm sure, if he wanted to.

...fact is, I'd really rather just not have to be stuck in the same place he's going to be.

[Damn it, and this is the part where she starts hating muns more. Mostly his. Way to go, Chi, you made a kid sad.]

I know. It's not fun. But if you're smart, you'll find a way to make it work. Besides, he's not the center of the game. I'm sure you'll find something you'll like there.

[I'M SORRY. Mostly. This happens a lot, don't you expect it at this point? Things will get better, eventually.]

...Yeah, I know. I won't let this stop me, as aggravating as it is. I guess I should consider myself lucky, being sent to a game and all.

..that...is a good thing, isn't it?

[UUUHHHHHHH]

...You bet.

[...He's still not so sure, but that's somewhat of a relief to hear.]

Apparently Ooo is the most mysterious, adventurous place there is, so...there's that to look forward to. This one kid in my mun's head won't shut up about it.

[Really? Because that was a lie.]

I know. Honestly? I was kinda looking forward to it. Mun changed her mind, got thrown somewhere worse.

...Tell that kid I said hi.

[Somehow, a comforting lie is nicer right now than the cruel truth.]

You were going there too?

..and wait, you know this kid?

[He feels like he shouldn't be surprised.]

[Just talking about him makes her light up.]

That kid was actually my make-or-break. When he wasn't going, Mun got cold feet. Sure, another would've probably popped up, but he wouldn't be mine.

[This is apparently a big deal.]

We go back.

[Yeah, sorry about that. Finn's probably more upset about not going than you are, Arcee. Buuuut he's still holding out for a change of heart.]

Heh, yeah, I know. I'd trade places with him if I could, and I'm sure he would in a heartbeat.

So, what, were you like...in a game together or something?

[Don't apologize to her, she'll have fun in this other place. Totally.]

Yup. Got pretty close. Apparently it's some kind of joke that I collect kids now.

I don't. Don't worry. But if you hear that, there's why.

[You liar.]

[He just stares at her for a moment at that, before shaking his head and continuing.]

Riight. I'll uh...I'll remember to tell him you said hi though. Finn, right? Kid with the hat?

[Dipper you should KNOW you just said he won't stop talking about Ooo.]

[IT'S NOT TRUE. DON'T STARE.]

And the face. And the legs. You get the idea.

[Dip, you are also a kid with the hat what are you even doing.]

[He should have said weird bunny/bear hat thing, but close enough.]

Right, got it. Maybe talking to him won't be such a bad idea though, since he apparently lives there.

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