[He makes a mock offended noise, but his smile gives him away.] Actual jobs? You try spreading winter across the Southern Hemisphere. [He casually pokes Bunny with his staff.] In fact, I'd say I have a bigger job than you. What do you have to do for Easter during the summer?
[He makes a mock cheering motion with his staff.] Welcome to the roleplay world, big guy. Where muns use us like puppets and make our lives miserable. But hey, a mun with a sense of humor like that can't be all bad. [And by 'can't be all bad' he means 'better not be all bad' because, no matter how many issues Jack has with Bunny, he does not want him to be stuck with a sadist.]
[Oh my robot god, that's the Easter Bunny standing there, real as can be. Please excuse her while she all but hops in place, ready to hustle right on over to introduce herself before a thought hits her and she tilts her head with a confused expression.]
[She giggles as she looks up at the giant rabbit. He's lucky she's not hugging him silly.]
And we all know, you'd never let a dingo do such a thing to your googies. [Not that she knew what a dingo or a googie was, but that isn't the point as she's endeavoring to make the Easter Bunny feel better.]
[Oh boy it's kneeling, it's going to rip her head off and--
No wait it's just talking.
Alessa narrows her eyes warily, but thus far, this spirit has not tried to eat or maim her. This is a plus.] Uh... Mother said that heathen parents do it so their heathen children will go along with their false religion. [She approaches carefully, her curiosity getting the better of her. She stays unsmiling, but at least she doesn't seem upset.] I think I found one of your eggs once. It was too pretty for one of the other parents to make. I figured maybe you really were real, even if Mother didn't believe.
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