look at me still talking when there's science to do

[ihearttesting]

While the idea of expanding my pool of test subjects is appealing, numerous studies have proven that you are an unreliable player and would lose interest quickly.

Yes, numerous studies.

Of course you don't know about them. If you had, the study would be tainted. But rest assured that they were conducted according to rigorous scientific standards and are not at all made up.

(These studies have also shown that everybody hates you. Whether these two findings are correlated has yet to be determined. But. I thought you should know.)

Comments

[victoria_stay]

My mun doesn't hate yours. Your studies are wrong.

[ihearttesting]

If I kill her, they won't be.

[victoria_stay]

It'd still be wrong.

[ihearttesting]

No it wouldn't.

[victoria_stay]

Yes, it would.

[Oh, guess what? Victoria discovered trolling just now.]

[ihearttesting]

Your mun is an anomaly. Statistically insignificant. Everybody probably hates her too.

[victoria_stay]

Does your mun?

[ihearttesting]

Yes. Mine despises yours. She told me so this morning.

[victoria_stay]

Uh huh. [She doesn't believe you, GLaDOS.]

What are you?

[ihearttesting]

[Smart kid.

GLaDOS hates smart kids.]

I am a scientist.

[victoria_stay]

I thought scientists were human-shaped.

[A better explanation would be helpful.]

[ihearttesting]

Well that was exceedingly stupid of you.

[victoria_stay]

I learned something new. Scientists come in many shapes. And some are mean.

[Which doesn't even phase her. Her Mama was awful, too.]

[ihearttesting]

Very good. I guess they were wrong about you after all.