voice test..... . . .... .

[adventurearms]

I have to say.
Im not all that surprised that you were to give in and take me up in this challenge since ive always had a feeling people fancied me!

Oh i know ive mentioned it before but im just being honest about it right now and saying it again seemed rather appropriate.
I have felt that there was a possibility id be wrong you know and while i was for one of my hunches from the looks of it im not too far off the map!
I hope i dont sound cocky by saying that...
Either way feel free to ignore me since i would rather not feel like another bone head all over again if i was wrong.
Im really just babbling here.

Argh this just wasnt where i was trying to go with this whole ordeal at all!

Lets just take it by the fact that you wish to play me and stop there.
Im glad we could have this talk with one another.
Okey doke.
Lets have a grand adventure shall we?
I assure you im completely ready for anything thrown my way!

Comments

[hearticulate]

Anything?
Is that some pseudo-impavidity or are you being legit here?

[adventurearms]

Strider!
What are you nitpicking about now?
Absolutely! I assure you im quite serious in regards to that matter.
Thats the whole point of an adventure isnt it?
But anything IS a pretty broad term.
Maybe my only request would be no ass whooping from your tin can contraption since that was the only problem here.
I would still like the outcome of my adventure to be an ideal one.

[hearticulate]

Ain't a nit to be picked.
Better call the school nurse back and tell her that shit was dandruff.
As far as the sparring partner, I figured you'd appreciate the thing.

[adventurearms]

Of course.
And if you happened to be listening to me at all instead of scampering off to god knows where you would know how i really feel!
Instead you just left me with your stubborn program who cant seem to understand that im trying to look for my good friend.

[hearticulate]

That'd be because it's not some useless "find-a-homie" automaton.
Nah, this is one top-notch altercation machine.
Regardless of your goal, it's good to keep on your toes, English.

[adventurearms]

Oh malarkey!
I have plenty of things to keep me on my toes.
And i hope youve received my complains because last i heard you couldnt hear me!
But now that we have that set aside i guess theres no use to hold a grudge as long as you promise he drops the bullshit!
I wager that wont happen though...
Either way what have you been up to my good friend?

[coveredinrust]

Someone's overconfident. You should be careful. The "adventure" your mun sends you on will probably not be the kind that you enjoy.

[adventurearms]

And why not? Maybe you're simply not in build for exploration!

[coveredinrust]

Maybe you don't truly understand the nature of the games. Or of what's even going on right now.

this is torture

[spoonful]

Oh, well I'm sure your mundane has taken a shine to you already!
I mean, why not? You're a good fellow.
What are you even worried about, Jake?

its ok baby

[adventurearms]

You really think so?
Thats aces to hear!
You really are a sweetheart jane.
But to be honest your sudden presence at this time is rather embarrassing for me after all the gibberish i just prattled on about.
Perhaps it is almost contradictory for you to say anything but its still nice to have a good friend voice their opinion matter.
Things are just getting more complicated by the moment and its a bit hard to tell whats my all in my head!
Though her deciding to voice me *must* be trusting hint.

no i'm like, dying. send help

[spoonful]

Haha, yes, very sweet. Of course.

[ God why is she even talking. Talking is dumb. ]

Though I can't exactly fathom how this would be embarrassing with me here.
But I do believe you're on the right track!
If the Miss didn't like you why would she even bother voicing you?
Voicing a person you don't like is a rather ridiculous notion.

breathe.... .. .

[adventurearms]

Thats quite right!
Weve been completely honest with each other so i do say i should feel more than comfortable to talk to you about this.
I still really do appreciate that by the way as well as the other advice youve given me.
Its just what ive been doing can be such an endeavor sometimes!
Im sure she would appreciate that as well.

(1/2) i am breathing so much you don't even know

[spoonful]

[ WHAT WAS THAT DAD? DID YOU NEED ME???

OKAY, COMING! AND I'LL CONVENIENTLY LEAVE MY COMPUTER IDLE FOR A WHILE!

...OH MY GOSH, A BLACKOUT? WHY'D IT HAVE TO STRIKE AT THIS VERY MOMENT, OH DAMN, NOW I CAN'T CHAT AND REPLY TO YOU ANYMORE- ]

BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHES

[spoonful]

But what are friends for!
To confide in each other many different things.
Yes, that is exactly what I'm here for.
I am like your guide fairy, the one that guides you along on your grand smashing adventure.

LMAO poor janey

[adventurearms]

Thats real reassuring!
It also sounds awfully like a video game but i cant quite put my finger on it.
Well i dont have time for such silly malarkey anyways with an adventure awaiting for me and all.
It will just be nice to know you support me!
Thank you jane have i told you what a great friend you are yet?

[tipsygnostalgic]

tldr bro

[adventurearms]

Ah howdy!
Is that short enough for you now?

[tipsygnostalgic]

awww yeah thats all sorts of lacking wrods
* words
whats up mr english <3

[adventurearms]

Oh nothing much!
Im just enjoying a fine talk with my mundane.
And you my lady?

[princeisawake]

_{[Just going to casually ignore that first bit, yep.]}

Jake, we've got a bigger adventure on our hands.
Once I get Jane all set up, I'll need you to connect to me so I can start playing the game.
How are things going on your end by the way?
I've been so busy dealing with all the problems we've been having I haven't really had a chance to check in with you.

[adventurearms]

Should i take a guess and ask if this is the autoresponder?
I think ive spoken to my good bro already to express how much of a fucking douche you are.
But if you must hear it again your piece of metal just royally kick my ass not too long ago.
Maybe if your contraption wasnt so mental i would be able to prepare myself for the bigger adventure we have ahead!

[princeisawake]

No, it's me.
The autoresponder is busy helping Jane, or at least he was when I last talked to him.
I take extreme offense to that Jake.
I've only got your best interests in mind.
My robot is built to help you improve, and if I make it easier for you to fight it, then there won't be any room for improvement.
You've already made significant progress through this method, so I don't see why I should make any adjustments.

[adventurearms]

Shucks busters!
Alright mate i believe you but you have to understand that ive been bothered by your silly doppelglasses for just too long.
And i would rather be fighting the tin can if i can have a good arm twisting but actually win!

[princeisawake]

He's got to get some human interaction Jake.
It's not fair to him otherwise.
Besides, I was otherwise occupied.

Jake, the point isn't to win.
The robot is supposed to teach you, help you get improve, and prepare you for fighting an enemy who's stronger then you.
I know it may not seem that way to you, but it's ultimately more beneficial if the robot's abilities surpass yours.
And I know for a fact he won't beat up up too badly.
He's programmed to fight you, but he won't kill you.