voice test..... . . .... .

[adventurearms]

I have to say.
Im not all that surprised that you were to give in and take me up in this challenge since ive always had a feeling people fancied me!

Oh i know ive mentioned it before but im just being honest about it right now and saying it again seemed rather appropriate.
I have felt that there was a possibility id be wrong you know and while i was for one of my hunches from the looks of it im not too far off the map!
I hope i dont sound cocky by saying that...
Either way feel free to ignore me since i would rather not feel like another bone head all over again if i was wrong.
Im really just babbling here.

Argh this just wasnt where i was trying to go with this whole ordeal at all!

Lets just take it by the fact that you wish to play me and stop there.
Im glad we could have this talk with one another.
Okey doke.
Lets have a grand adventure shall we?
I assure you im completely ready for anything thrown my way!

Comments

[hearticulate]

Anything?
Is that some pseudo-impavidity or are you being legit here?

[adventurearms]

Strider!
What are you nitpicking about now?
Absolutely! I assure you im quite serious in regards to that matter.
Thats the whole point of an adventure isnt it?
But anything IS a pretty broad term.
Maybe my only request would be no ass whooping from your tin can contraption since that was the only problem here.
I would still like the outcome of my adventure to be an ideal one.

[coveredinrust]

Someone's overconfident. You should be careful. The "adventure" your mun sends you on will probably not be the kind that you enjoy.

[adventurearms]

And why not? Maybe you're simply not in build for exploration!

[hearticulate]

Ain't a nit to be picked.
Better call the school nurse back and tell her that shit was dandruff.
As far as the sparring partner, I figured you'd appreciate the thing.

[adventurearms]

Of course.
And if you happened to be listening to me at all instead of scampering off to god knows where you would know how i really feel!
Instead you just left me with your stubborn program who cant seem to understand that im trying to look for my good friend.

[hearticulate]

That'd be because it's not some useless "find-a-homie" automaton.
Nah, this is one top-notch altercation machine.
Regardless of your goal, it's good to keep on your toes, English.

[adventurearms]

Oh malarkey!
I have plenty of things to keep me on my toes.
And i hope youve received my complains because last i heard you couldnt hear me!
But now that we have that set aside i guess theres no use to hold a grudge as long as you promise he drops the bullshit!
I wager that wont happen though...
Either way what have you been up to my good friend?

[hearticulate]

"Complaints"?
Are you suggesting I turn the difficulty level down to beginner? It could easily be achieved.
I don't mind modifying his processes to fit your whims.
It's cool if he's too much for you, or something.
Anyway I'm just chilling.

[adventurearms]

Aw nuts.
Chilling?
Then how hard was it for you to answer me when i called?
And if you say it like that how am i suppose to react?
This still doesnt mean it didnt preposterously kick my ass.
Whats the point of an adventure if the outcome doesnt end up in a win?
Im sure youve been updated on all this in someway so does it please you to see me get a ass whooping?
Your jerk of a machine was the one that changed the settings to impossible!

[hearticulate]

That's great but the bot totally can't fine-tune its own controls to severe beatdown territory.
That isn't even a fuck left of plausible.
At least, it shouldn't be.
Looks like I did miss your call, though. My bad.

[adventurearms]

Several to be exact.
If i didnt know better i would say you were doing it on purpose!
Especially when i ask what you have been doing you only answer with a simple word equivalent to relaxation.
I can say that im not pleased at all by your answer.

[hearticulate]

Well, you have my attention now.
My ever-so-fucking-inscrutable attention.
So what's the problem? Or were you just dialing me up to admit defeat?

[adventurearms]

It started out like that yes but i actually have another topic in mind.
Nothing we should talk about now however after feeling like a friggin tool for what happened not too long ago.
Also I dont wish to put you on the spot right now.
Though thinking of the possibilites of you not being around when i am to ready to speak about it is rather nerving.
*nervously tugs at collar*

[hearticulate]

Oh.
Right.

[Pause in the typing...]

It's your choice, man.

[adventurearms]

Sorry mate.
Im afraid not totally comfortable with it at the moment.
I sure hope you would forgive me.
But i promise it will be brought up in due time.

this is torture

[spoonful]

Oh, well I'm sure your mundane has taken a shine to you already!
I mean, why not? You're a good fellow.
What are you even worried about, Jake?

[hearticulate]

Aight.

[Another pause.]

So anyway.

its ok baby

[adventurearms]

You really think so?
Thats aces to hear!
You really are a sweetheart jane.
But to be honest your sudden presence at this time is rather embarrassing for me after all the gibberish i just prattled on about.
Perhaps it is almost contradictory for you to say anything but its still nice to have a good friend voice their opinion matter.
Things are just getting more complicated by the moment and its a bit hard to tell whats my all in my head!
Though her deciding to voice me *must* be trusting hint.

[adventurearms]

Oh alright.
I guess itll take a load off to be honest about the situation.
Things are kind of complicated but i do believe i have it all sorted out.
Lets just say i picked up on plenty of hints and even have been given the green light about what is inevitable.
So this is me being honest about what i have been picking up.
Just have you been trying to...
Woo me?

no i'm like, dying. send help

[spoonful]

Haha, yes, very sweet. Of course.

[ God why is she even talking. Talking is dumb. ]

Though I can't exactly fathom how this would be embarrassing with me here.
But I do believe you're on the right track!
If the Miss didn't like you why would she even bother voicing you?
Voicing a person you don't like is a rather ridiculous notion.

[hearticulate]

Does roughing you up collaterally with a bunch of robots constitute wooing to you, English?

[Yeah he's gonna be a little obtuse.]

breathe.... .. .

[adventurearms]

Thats quite right!
Weve been completely honest with each other so i do say i should feel more than comfortable to talk to you about this.
I still really do appreciate that by the way as well as the other advice youve given me.
Its just what ive been doing can be such an endeavor sometimes!
Im sure she would appreciate that as well.

(1/2) i am breathing so much you don't even know

[spoonful]

[ WHAT WAS THAT DAD? DID YOU NEED ME???

OKAY, COMING! AND I'LL CONVENIENTLY LEAVE MY COMPUTER IDLE FOR A WHILE!

...OH MY GOSH, A BLACKOUT? WHY'D IT HAVE TO STRIKE AT THIS VERY MOMENT, OH DAMN, NOW I CAN'T CHAT AND REPLY TO YOU ANYMORE- ]

BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHES

[spoonful]

But what are friends for!
To confide in each other many different things.
Yes, that is exactly what I'm here for.
I am like your guide fairy, the one that guides you along on your grand smashing adventure.