it's been a long time comin'... (DREAMSCAPERERS SPOILERS)

[donotsummon]

"Whatever you do, never let him into your mind."

Boy, how's that for irony! Betcha ya could've used that advice a year ago! Hahahaha!
Nah, but seriously, glad to be here! Officially, anyway. Now I've really been making myself at home, I ever tell you ya got one interesting dreamscape? 'Specially with the company! Man, talk about your free entertainment!
... Eh, headspace, dreamscape; potato, pahtahtoe.

And hey, congrats on guessing my name half right! Maybe that's not the only thing ya were right about.
I think you and me are gonna go places. Gotta say though, sure was nice being back in Gravity Falls! So for now how 'bout we try not to wander off too far? After all, I'm still watchin' em~!

Comments

[donotsummon]

And don't I feel lucky for that! Unholy proboscis, that thing looks like it could put bloodhounds outta work!

[Bill floats next to Ales and gives him a friendly pat on the back.]

Ahaha, I'm just joshing! Name's Bill Cipher! Whadda they call ya?
Nice hat, by the way!

[eensietay_agicianmay]

[Ales snorts. He would point out that he's very handsome by Teensie standards, but he can tell arguing with this guy would go nowhere. He knows the type.]

Just call me The Magician!Easureplay to meet you, Bill.. [Though he's not quite sure that it is.]

Heh, thanks! Yours isn't too shabby either, though it's a bit on the small size.

[donotsummon]

Magician, eh? The easureplay's all inemay! I eesay ouyay peaksay igpay atinlay!

[Unfortunately Bill's never encountered a Teensie before, and even if he had it probably wouldn't stop him from playfully teasing. Still, since you're the first, Ales, he's definitely going to be making significant note of you. Everything about you.]

Hm, then how's this?

[Bill looks up, and the size of his hat suddenly gets bigger, becoming more similar to Ales's hat. He then looks back at Ales and points to him.]

And yaknow what'd look great on you? A bowtie!

[eensietay_agicianmay]

[Ales lights up a bit at the pig latin. Even though it's one of the many goofy staples of his home, it's still nice to hear it back. The speed and liveliness of his voice picks up considerably.] Ouyay ancay ootay? Addaywhay ay ownknay!

[He smirks, giving an appraising look.] Ontnay adbay!

Hmm.. I haven't tried that!

[donotsummon]

Foay oursecay! Uresay ashay eenbay a hileway, utbay tillsay neoay foay ymay avoritesfay!

[The triangular entity snaps his fingers and a simple black bow tie, quite like his own, appears on the Teensie's neck.]

Oh, now THAT looks handsome! You're gonna get ALL the ladies of whatever species you are now, my friend!
Speaking of, which species does that happen to be?

[eensietay_agicianmay]

Atwhay othersway are erethay?

[He grins, adjusting it a little.]

Teensie! I'm not surprised you don't know, nobody else seems to!
What about yourself?

[donotsummon]

LOTS of other ways! Caesar, Atbash, A1226, just to name a few! And I know 'em all!

[Bill would grin back, if he had a mouth.]

Well you're the first one I've met! It's not too often I get to meet members of a whole new species... anymore. It's been a while!

Who, me? Just your typical dreamscaper, comedian, singer, dancer, late night talk to show host, entrepreneur, ladies man, author, lawyer, dentist, reality illusionist and magister mentium! I also do birthdays, weddings, and bat mitzvahs!

[eensietay_agicianmay]

Never heard of 'em.. [If his interest wasn't piqued before, it certainly is now.]

"Anymore"?

[He snort-laughs.] I meant your species.

[donotsummon]

But you speak Pig Latin? Interesting...
[And Ales can bet that Bill's interest is now piqued just as much, if not more.]

Oh it's just been a long time, that's all!

Hmm...
I guess ya could say I'm one of a kind.

[eensietay_agicianmay]

Everybody does where I'm from!

[The sudden flashing actually makes him jump.] Woah!!
[He'll happily accept that answer. Bill is clearly something out of his league.]