about gran_pulse opening tomorrow!

[pollo]

AH! WHAT TO DO?! WHY AM I SO ALONE?

Trucy, where the hell are you?!

I know it opens tomorrow, I'm so happy that I finally have a home again. I wish Mr. Wright would stop being lazy and show his face. How am I going to deal with all the fresh air!

I WILL BECOME A HERMIT.

Comments

[pollo]

[APOLLO IS A CHICKEN SHIT.]

You haven't seen them, lady! There are turtles as big as buildings. I feared being stepped on.

[integra_hellsing]

[ IT'S A TURTLE FOR GOD'S SAKE. ]

That sounds different. Hn, Alucard would have fun there.

[pollo]

[BUT IT IS A BIG ONE INTEGRA.]

It is different. It's really gloomy at the moment, but I feel the sky is going to suck me up or something.

Who is Alucard?

[integra_hellsing]

[ LOOK WHEN IT GROWS FANGS, THEN COME COMPLAINING TO ME. :| ]

...Yes, he would definitely enjoy that place. Alucard is my servant, and someone you'd probably not want to affiliate yourself with.

sorry this thread is lulz for me.

[pollo]

[IT HAS TUSKS. THAT COUNTS. SAVE ME INTEGRA!]

He must be a prosecutor! We wouldn't get along unless he's gotta pretty sweet band?

Oh God, me, too. LOL.

[integra_hellsing]

[ THAT IS NOT THE SAME THING. SAVE YOURSELF, I'VE GOT FAT NAZI PEOPLE TO KILL. ]

...No. No, he is not a prosecutor. Nor does he have a "pretty sweet band".

[ ...Unless you count Seras but you know, she doesn't play any musical instruments to Integra's knowledge. Plus she'd just trip off stage and ruin everything ever. ]

[pollo]

[I CAN'T, I AM A WHIMP :(! GIVE ME YOUR MANLY STRENGTH.]

Darn, so, he's all serious business? Wait! Are you into those sex dungeons?! You said he was your servant.

Oh my god, she's going to kidnap me!

[integra_hellsing]

[ NO. THIS MASCULINE STRENGTH IS RESERVED FOR ME, MYSELF, AND I. SOMEDAY, YOU LITTLE TURTLE CHASING MAN, YOU TOO WILL FIND THAT STRENGTH. ]

...

[ You're lucky she isn't Franziska, dude. Or you know. Undead. Because the urge to fill you with MANY BULLETS is rising. ]

If you must know, he is a vampire.

[pollo]

[I AM NOT A MEDIEVAL WARRIOR LIKE YOU.]

Woah, are you sure he's real?

I thought vampires were not real?

[integra_hellsing]

[ YOU'RE MORE OF A WEAK AMAZON PRINCESS. EXCEPT WITHOUT THE AMAZON PART. ]

Please tell me you've read Bram Stoker's 'Dracula'.

[pollo]

[I AM A REAL MAN.]

Yeah, once as a reading assignment in high school.

I'm an adult! I read books!

[integra_hellsing]

[ A REAL LAME MAN, YEAH. ]

Then that's all you really need to know. Yes, he is real, and luckily for you, he is bound to me... of course, should he end up where you are and a version of myself is not there, I can't say how safe you'd be.

[pollo]

[I SEE YOU STILL CONSIDER ME A MAN. POINT PROVEN.]

Well, then you best get over here! I don't want a crazy vampire trying to suck the life out of me.

[integra_hellsing]

[ WELL YOU DON'T HAVE BOOBS... UNLESS YOU'VE HAD A SEX CHANGE. THIS IS POSSIBLE. ]

I'm afraid I have my own battles to fight. It would appear you are on your own, should you arrive.

[ She... shouldn't be as amused as she is. ]

[pollo]

[AW, YEAH. APOLLO ROCKS OUT WITH HIS COCK OUT.]

That's too bad. You seem to be pretty awesome.

[integra_hellsing]

[ IS THAT A ROOSTER IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME? ]

Well, that is the first time anyone has said that. Thank you.

[pollo]

[I DO HAPPEN TO HAVE A ROOSTER.]

Yeah, you're welcome. I hope you win all of your battle, warrior princess!

[integra_hellsing]

[ WELL, THEN. THERE'S ONE MYSTERY SOLVED, SCOOBY. ]

Thank you. I hope you win all of your cases and the suchness, Hermit Attorney.